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Song Parodies -> "Like My Virgins"
Original Song Title:
"Like A Virgin"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"Like My Virgins"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
See this as a 'Shrek' kind of thing..
I made it to the dragon's lair
And then my sword I drew
Didn't know what to expect
Until I saw you
You were quite impolite
Too much smoke made you choke your crew
Need a better grill
Didn't know until
You burnt a few
Like my virgins
Scorched light
Goes better with wine
Like my virgins
Need good flavor
When I dine
Gonna eat up all the main course
Don't plan no "dragon fast"
When making a virgin stew
Indredients won't last
They're divine when they're mine
Don't take long, for them to get cold
When the flame goes out
Pop them in my mouth
Tastes better than gold
Like my virgins
Scorched light
Don't take an Einstein
Like my virgins
Serving "mayor"
I'll decline
Ewww, ewww, ewww
Next in line, bad bloodline
Seem to be royalty inclined
Cause they've got appeal
They're easy to grill
Bet they're more refined
Like my virgins
Scorched light
Above the waistline
Like my virgins
Got my pantry
Stocked with nine
Like my virgins, ooh, ooh
Like my virgins
Love to tan their hide
Don't like cold meat
Nothing can beat
Princess mesquite
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, princess
Did I hear a hoofbeat
Retreat double step time?
And then my sword I drew
Didn't know what to expect
Until I saw you
You were quite impolite
Too much smoke made you choke your crew
Need a better grill
Didn't know until
You burnt a few
Like my virgins
Scorched light
Goes better with wine
Like my virgins
Need good flavor
When I dine
Gonna eat up all the main course
Don't plan no "dragon fast"
When making a virgin stew
Indredients won't last
They're divine when they're mine
Don't take long, for them to get cold
When the flame goes out
Pop them in my mouth
Tastes better than gold
Like my virgins
Scorched light
Don't take an Einstein
Like my virgins
Serving "mayor"
I'll decline
Ewww, ewww, ewww
Next in line, bad bloodline
Seem to be royalty inclined
Cause they've got appeal
They're easy to grill
Bet they're more refined
Like my virgins
Scorched light
Above the waistline
Like my virgins
Got my pantry
Stocked with nine
Like my virgins, ooh, ooh
Like my virgins
Love to tan their hide
Don't like cold meat
Nothing can beat
Princess mesquite
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, princess
Did I hear a hoofbeat
Retreat double step time?
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What were YOU dragon' on when you wrote this, TM ? LOL !
This was a little bit scary, Tim. I sincerely hope that the dragon only eats female virgins, or I'll be hiding under the couch! 555
Didn't quite understand it, and I DKTOS, I only really lnow the chorus.
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