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Song Parodies -> "Like a Pear"
Original Song Title:
"Like a Prayer"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"Like a Pear"
Parody Written by:
william
The Lyrics
One is never enough.............................................................
Big Macs are mysteries, always get more than one
I try to eat just one
but it's not enough
When I swallow one, feels like a little pear
I'm not full yet, and I'm not getting there
It's the midnight hour I haven't felt that power
Feels like a pear I'll never get there
I purchase one, it's heaven I'm buying
I take action, I purchase one
I am flying
I take a bite, Oh God It tastes delicious
I finish it, I want one more
Cashier help me!
When I swallow one, feels like a little pear
I'm not full yet, and I'm not getting there
It's the midnight hour I haven't felt that power
Feels like a pear I'll never get there
Like a child, you are smaller than me
I have control like an adult
This I fancy
Like facial creme, no end and no beginning
Listen to me, it's not dream
Let the choir sing:
When you swallow one, feels like a little pear
You're not full yet, but oh you're getting there
It's the midnight hour you haven't felt that power
Though like a pear I know you're gettin' there
Though one's like a pear, one more should get you there
Just like a muse to me, it's such a mystery
Just like a dream, it's gone to the extreme
Though like a pear, you're really really gettin' there
Though like a pear, Your gettin' there
It's like a dream to be
I try to eat just one
but it's not enough
When I swallow one, feels like a little pear
I'm not full yet, and I'm not getting there
It's the midnight hour I haven't felt that power
Feels like a pear I'll never get there
I purchase one, it's heaven I'm buying
I take action, I purchase one
I am flying
I take a bite, Oh God It tastes delicious
I finish it, I want one more
Cashier help me!
When I swallow one, feels like a little pear
I'm not full yet, and I'm not getting there
It's the midnight hour I haven't felt that power
Feels like a pear I'll never get there
Like a child, you are smaller than me
I have control like an adult
This I fancy
Like facial creme, no end and no beginning
Listen to me, it's not dream
Let the choir sing:
When you swallow one, feels like a little pear
You're not full yet, but oh you're getting there
It's the midnight hour you haven't felt that power
Though like a pear I know you're gettin' there
Though one's like a pear, one more should get you there
Just like a muse to me, it's such a mystery
Just like a dream, it's gone to the extreme
Though like a pear, you're really really gettin' there
Though like a pear, Your gettin' there
It's like a dream to be
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555, although I rarely ever eat at McDonald's and I don't like Big Macs. =)
IT WAS HARD TO FOLLOW WITH THE ORIGINAL PACING....AND NOT FUNNY
Very interesting, 5's, even though I'm also not a McDonalds fan.
neither am I. it's not supposed to be me.
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