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Song Parodies -> "Enter Santa"
Original Song Title:
"Enter Sandman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Metallica
Parody Song Title:
"Enter Santa"
Parody Written by:
White Mystery
The Lyrics
After a long hiatus, White Mystery has returned with their new album just in time for christmas! Here's track one from "A Very White Mystery Christmas"! Check back from time to time for new tracks up until Dec. 25th...and enjoi!
[Verse 1]
Say your prayers little one
Don't forget, my son
Santa knows what you've done
I've tucked you in, warm within
Go to sleep my friend, you know Santa will come
[Pre-chorus]
Sleep with one eye open
Watching the Christmas tree
[Chorus]
Christmas lights
Holy night
Good children
He'll bring you presents once again
[Verse 2]
Here he comes, shut the light
Heavy thoughts tonight
Of sugar plums and snow white
Dreams of bikes, dreams of toys
For the good girls and boys
He knows who's naughty and nice
[Repeat Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]
(Spoken)
Now I lay me down to sleep
I will not share, my toys I'll keep
And if I die before I wake
I pray the lord my toys will break
Hush little baby; don't say a word
Never mind that noise you heard
It's just a reindeer on the roof
Santa's real - that's living proof!
[Repeat Chorus]
Say your prayers little one
Don't forget, my son
Santa knows what you've done
I've tucked you in, warm within
Go to sleep my friend, you know Santa will come
[Pre-chorus]
Sleep with one eye open
Watching the Christmas tree
[Chorus]
Christmas lights
Holy night
Good children
He'll bring you presents once again
[Verse 2]
Here he comes, shut the light
Heavy thoughts tonight
Of sugar plums and snow white
Dreams of bikes, dreams of toys
For the good girls and boys
He knows who's naughty and nice
[Repeat Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]
(Spoken)
Now I lay me down to sleep
I will not share, my toys I'll keep
And if I die before I wake
I pray the lord my toys will break
Hush little baby; don't say a word
Never mind that noise you heard
It's just a reindeer on the roof
Santa's real - that's living proof!
[Repeat Chorus]
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Oh, this is hilarious. I could totally see radio airplay potential. Nice Job.
Good job, well written. I gave it 4-4-4.
So white mystery is short for white christmas mystery? Glad to see you beat James and Lars to this, now if they do a chrismas version YOU can sue THEM. :-)
Nice job, now I'm getting in the Christmas spirit. 4-4-4
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