It's close to midnight and someone drunk is lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you smell a stench that's almost like your fart
You try to breathe but the stench takes the sound before you make it
You start to see the horrors look you right between the eyes,
You're penalized

'Cause you drank Miller, Miller lite
And no one's gonna save you from the beast that you sight
You know it's Miller, Miller lite
You're looking for your drink inside a cooler, Miller tonight

You see the big lamb and realize there's nowhere left to run
You please the old man and wonder if you'll remember tonight

You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear the creature creepin' in your mind
You're not a mime

'Cause you drank Miller, Miller lite
There ain't no second chance when see the thing with forty eyes
You know it's Miller, Miller lite
You're looking for your drink inside a cooler, Miller tonight

Night preachers fall
And the Jed start to talk in their southern way
There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time
(They're open wide)
This is the rest of your life

The cops will get you, there's policemen closing in on every side
They will arrest you unless you change the number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to run to Madagascar
All thru the night I'll save you from the drinkers on the street,
I'll make you see

That this is Miller, Miller lite
'Cause I can scare you more than any ghost would dare to try
Girl, this is Miller, Miller lite
So let me hold you tight and share a jiller, liller, hiller(confused)
Miller here tonight

(into maniacal laugh, in deep echo)