-> "Beat It (I'll Beat the Rap)"
Original Song Title:
"Beat It"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Beat It (I'll Beat the Rap)"
The Lyrics
He told the law I touched his weenie down here
With make-up on my face, now in court I appear
They showed a film about me and I shed a big tear
I'll beat it, I'll beat it
He said I groped him, played with his little man
And let him drink some booze, to be a macho man
His willie I touched, felt him up with my hand
I'll beat it, yeah I will beat the rap
I'll beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Will the jury please be seated
Slept with a young boy, long overnighter
Most people think that it's just not right
I'll beat it, beat it
I'll beat it, beat it
I'll beat it, beat it
I'll beat it, beat it
He came to see me, one day at Neverland
Don't wanna be a boy, he want's to be a man
My lawyer says he lies, says it's all a big scam
I'll beat it, I'll beat it
He says I showed him how to stroke it down there
I played with his winkie down in his underwear
I stroked it, then I squeezed it
That kid's full of hot air
I'll beat it, cause I'm not really bad
I'll beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Kid says that he was mistreated
Having a funky long overnighter
Better be careful who I invite
I'll beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
In my bedroom there secreted
Having a funky long overnighter
Better be careful who I invite
I'll beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
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