-> "Read It"
Original Song Title:
"Beat It"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Read It"
Parody Written by:
Trevor Cutler
The Lyrics
They told him don't you ever read contracts here
Don't let you read fine print, you better disappear
The money's in their eyes and their words aren't really clear
So read it, just read it
You best read fast, you better do what you can
Don't wanna lose mo' cash, don't be a lotto man
Don't wanna lose stuff, better do what you can
So read it, 'cause your lawyer's so bad
Just read it, read it, read it, read it
No one wants to be more cheated
Showin' how falsely and wrongly you spend
It doesn't matter if prices descend
Just read it, read it
Just read it, read it
Just read it, read it
Just read it, read it
They're out to get you, better read all you can
Don't wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
You want your own test-drive, better do what you can
So read it, just read it
You have to show them that you're really prepared
You're playin' with lowlifes, this ain't no truth or dare
They'll wick you, then they charge you,
Then they'll tell you it's fair
So read it, 'cause your lawyer's so bad
Just read it, read it, read it, read it
No one wants to be more cheated
Showin' how falsely and wrongly you spend
It doesn't matter if prices descend
Just read it, read it, read it, read it
No one wants to be more cheated
Showin' how falsely and wrongly you spend
It doesn't matter if prices descend
Just read it, read it, read it, read it
No one wants to be more cheated
Showin' how falsely and wrongly you spend
It doesn't matter if prices descend
Just read it, read it, read it, read it, read it,
read it, read it, read it, read it
No one wants to be more cheated
Showin' how falsely and wrongly you spend
It doesn't matter if prices descend
Just read it, read it, read it, read it
No one wants to be more cheated
Showin' how falsely and wrongly you spend
It doesn't matter if prices descend
Just read it, read it, read it, read it
No one wants to be more cheated
Showin' how falsely and wrongly you spend
It doesn't matter if prices descend
Just read it, read it
read it, read it, read it
read it, read it, read it, read it
No one wants to be more cheated
Showin' how falsely and wrongly you spend
It doesn't matter if prices descend
read it, read it, read it, read it
No one wants to be more cheated
Showin' how falsely and wrongly you spend
It doesn't matter if prices descend
Just read it, read it, read it, read it
No one wants to be more cheated
Showin' how falsely and wrongly you spend
It doesn't matter if prices descend
Just read it, read it
read read read it
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