Wikipedia's inaccurate, baby
It is useless
Ya know anyone can edit that junkpile
Too many vandals
Time after time I used it for my essays
I failed them all
Ain't gonna use it again
Too inaccurate

'Cause this site is too open to the dumb
It makes my brain numb
Really bad editors
Most anonymous
And the choice I have made
The choice to take
Use Britannica

So no more Wikipedia
No more Wikipedia
No more Wikipedia
No more Wikipedia
Just junk
Just stop using its lies

It has a real bias
Violating its NPOV
All the alternatives
Just as useless
Like that Conservapedia
Only good for the right-wing
Or the Citizendium
Only for experts
The wiki encyclopedia format
Is just not good for general reference
Why not use paper

'Cause this site is too open to the dumb
It makes my brain numb
Really bad editors
Most anonymous
And the choice I have made
The choice to take
Use Britannica
So no more Wikipedia
No more Wikipedia
No more Wikipedia
No more Wikipedia
Just junk
Just stop using its lies

'Cause this site is too open to the dumb
It makes my brain numb
Really bad editors
Most anonymous
And the choice I have made
The choice to take
Use Britannica

So no more Wikipedia
No more Wikipedia
No more Wikipedia
Just junk
Just stop using its lies
No more Wikipedia
No more Wikipedia
No more Wikipedia
No more Wikipedia
Just junk
Just stop using its lies
Don't use it for knowledge
Don't use it for research
Don't use it for college
Don't use it at all
I hate it
I don't want it
I hate, I hate, I hate
Don't use it for knowledge
Don't use it for research
Don't use it for college
Don't use it at all
I hate it
I don't want it