-> "Little Sis (The Bioshock Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Billie Jean"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Little Sis (The Bioshock Song)"
The Lyrics
[Verse I]
Her dress looked like from Shirley T., yeah, that curly thing
She tried to whine, but what do you mean?
Oh yeah, that one, drink some tea, gather 'round, Mister B.
Oh yes, I know that one, drink some tea, gather 'round, Mister B.
She told me her name was Eleanor, as she's off the floor
Then on the way there's an enemy, skipping around
Winter blast, hit the floor, 'break em up
[Bridge:]
People always told me, you moan like Scooby-Doo
And just go around killing splicer's parts
And Sophie always told me "Don't touch my Eleanor,"
And be careful of what you do 'cause they won't stop hunting you
[Chorus:]
Little sis, she is my daughter
She's just a girl who gathers ADAM from ones
But the kid won't let me down
Gathers ADAM from ones, but the kid won't let me down
[Verse II]
It took a decade and she's away
Why was she astray?
And I can't stand Mrs. Lamb's demands
Her schemes and plans
Winter blast, hit the floor, 'break em up
Took my daughter's advice, just remember we'll all end up nice
(End up nice)
She told me "Father, we will be free," then she looked at me
She bid for freedom and solitude, her eyes cried like mine (oh, no!)
Drink some tea, gather 'round, Mister B.
[Bridge:]
People always told me, you moan like Scooby-Doo
And just go around killing splicer's parts
And a sister stood right by me
She injected glowing goo
It felt like I'm on weed
But who cares if I succeed?
[Chorus:]
Little sis, she is my daughter
She's just a girl who gathers ADAM from ones
But the kid won't let me down
Little sis, she is my daughter
She's just a girl who gathers ADAM from ones
But the kid won't let me down
Gathers ADAM from ones, yes the kid won't let me down
Gathers ADAM from ones, yes the kid won't let me down
Little sis, she is my daughter
She's just a girl who gathers ADAM from ones
But the kid won't let me down
Gathers ADAM from ones, yes the kid won't let me down
Gathers ADAM from ones, yes the kid won't let me down
Gathers ADAM from ones
Little sis, she is my daughter
Little sis, she is my daughter
Little sis, she is my daughter
Little sis, she is my daughter
Little sis, she is my daughter...
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