-> "Mabelline(Change your color)"
Original Song Title:
"Bille Jean"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Mabelline(Change your color)"
The Lyrics
I look more like a drag queen
a cosmetics fiend
Paid for mine but can't u see
I am not done
(Gonna dance, spin around, fallin down)
Sense of smell is all gone
(Not on pants, not on ground, lookin around)
They say for me to use mabelline,
No afro sheen
Heavy coats of it wishing to be caucasian
(Gonna dance, spin around, fallin down)
But people always told me, becareful what u do
Don't go around bleachin skin undark
And doctors always told me, becareful with that glove
It's too white for u, skin will match it too
Chorus
Mabelline will change your color
Change u white and pale as some gum
Got to change to caucasiun
White as some gum got to change to caucasiun
4 times a day and 4 times a night, I'm extra white
My face is stretching like some suran, Don't look like a man
(Gonna dance, spin around, fallin down)
Apply one stroke a night but I had to apply twice(Don't stroke twice)
I told my baby I'd stop at three, white as can be
Compared some photos from 79 , now my skin shines
But people always told me, becareful what u do
Don't go around bleachin skin undark
So I won my self some grammys, albums sold a few,
Now white I can assume, my albums will kaboom
Chorus
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