Song Parodies -> "Denim Jeans"

Original Song Title:

"Billie Jean"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Denim Jeans"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This is one of my "brain-comes-up-with-a-title-sub-and-I-try-to-work-a-story-around-it" kinda parodies. They happen a lot.

I was walkin' down Clifford Street, exercise my feet
I meet some guy, and he's lookin' me right in the eye
And he asks "You wear jeans all the time?"
Such an odd question, right?
"Do you wear denim jeans all the time"

Before you ask, I was wearing jeans
And they're not quite clean
But this guy, he just kept asking me
"You jeaned all the time?"
Jeaned is not a real word, crazy guy

Kept being accosted, by this crazy dude
I swear his brain is missing some parts
Maybe he has a fetish, for jeans covered in mud
Before he made a move, I just told him the whole truth:
"Not really"

Denim jeans aren't my leg covers
They're just some pants that feel real good on my bum
But they're not my favourite ones
They feel nice on my bum
They're just not my favoured ones

For forty days and for forty nights
Nothing had happened, right?
I kept thinking 'bout that crazy man
And what he asked
"Do you wear denim jeans all the time"
I searched for him online
Found nothing 'cept a jeans fetish site
(Quite a sight, was this site)

But the next morning I woke to screams
"Come out with your jeans"
Looked out a window, quite the mob outside
And they all had signs
"Jeans are hawt" "I Heart Jeans" "Jean Me Up, Scotty"

My name isn't Scotty, not a fan of Star Trek
I don't know why they went for that pun (quite a bad pun)
They were all yelling at me
That weird guy at the front
"Come out with your jeans on"
"Sorry, it's in the wash
I tell you"

Denim jeans aren't my leg covers
They're just some pants that I like to wear on runs
But they're not my favourite ones
Denim jeans aren't my leg covers
They're just some pants that keep the cold off my bum
But they're not my favourite ones
I prefer tracksuit ones
They're much warmer on my bum

[Instrumental break]

Jeans I like, but not love
Now can you get off my lawn?
Denim jeans aren't my leg covers
My phrasing's weird, but I stand by what I've sung
Jeans just aren't my favourite ones
"What do you mean by "ones"?"
I mean "type of pants", 'kay hun?
Jeans are just okay, hun
(Now will you leave?)
Kinda tight on my bum
(You can piss off, 'kay?)
Jeans aren't my favoured ones
Denim jeans aren't my leg covers
Denim jeans aren't my leg covers
Denim jeans aren't my leg covers
Denim jeans aren't my leg covers
Denim jeans aren't my leg covers

According to Quantum Fetish Mechanics, there is now a website devoted to jeans-based fetishism.

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Bilbopooh - August 03, 2010 - Report this comment

LOL! Quirky, in a good way! And I love "Jean me up, Scotty!" :-P

AFW - August 03, 2010 - Report this comment

Yeah, funny romp thru kinksville...Almost like an abstract dream...

John Barry - August 03, 2010 - Report this comment

Injeanious.

Old Man Ribber - August 03, 2010 - Report this comment

You can't hep being a great parodist...it's in your jeans! ;D

Old Man Ribber - August 04, 2010 - Report this comment

"help"

Mark Scotti - August 13, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) 'Squeezed" a lot of great lines into this one!

Matthias - August 13, 2010 - Report this comment

I'm shocked that I haven't commented on this on yet because it was full of random and quirky lines that made the entire parody smell of fresh elderberries (my comment's trying to be as random and quirky as your parody). I thought that Billie Jean would have been far too epic of an original song to do about pants but you pulled it off (then again I just did an entire rap song about a Belly Flop)

Below Average Dave - August 21, 2010 - Report this comment

Uh, that has to be the most epic parody about jeans ever. . all I can say is wow

Agrimorfee - August 24, 2010 - Report this comment

Pacing from the official lyrics versus Michael's performance makes this a very awkward read. Pretty wacky idea here.

Rex - August 29, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Wow, were you on amphetajeans when you wrote this? Funny random silliness.

Matthias - March 29, 2011 - Report this comment

I sure hope you heard Dave's recording of this one. It's fantastic! Great parody, great recording, all around greatness. This is going to be a tough one to beat. The security code is "GR9" but your parody is "GR8"

Mark Scotti - March 30, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) A nice 'tight" parody! I wanted to do that one to "skinny jeans", which every girl seems to have a pair of.

Blaydeman - April 01, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) OMG This is frikin fantastic!!! There where so many off-beat lines that came out of nowhwere that definitly added to the hilarity of the song. Awesome!

Abbott Skelding - April 01, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) Nice work! The pacing was a little off in a few places, but this was still really good!

Below Average Dave - April 11, 2011 - Report this comment

You already know I feel highly about it--I recorded it--that is the highest praise I can bestow upon a parody I am not specifically asked to record.

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