They told him "Hey beggar, you've had enough beer."
"You really are shit-faced, you better disappear!"
They're lighting up their bag, and the smell is really clear
You'll eat shit, eat their shit

You got the runs, and really you gotta piss
Don't wanna taste their crap, don't be a little sis
You wanna hold it, but you need to find the can
Don't eat shit, oh you gotta go bad

You'll eat shit, (eat shit), eat shit, (eat shit)
Shit in your pants is so fetid
Your shit's so funky, foul and so strong
Shit in your pants, oh that is so wrong
You eat shit, (eat shit)
Just eat shit, (eat shit)
Just eat shit, (eat shit)
Just eat shit, (eat shit)

It's really coming out, it's time to find the can
Don't wanna run away, stand your ground like a man
But you can't hold it, like a dirty old man
You eat shit, eat their shit (oooh)

You have to show them that you're really hot shit
But the shit in their bag, is the real hot shit
They'll open their flies, and
Then piss all over you
Don't eat shit, but you gotta go bad

You'll eat shit, (eat shit), eat shit, (eat shit)
Shit in your pants is so fetid
Your shit's so funky, foul and so strong
Shit in your pants, oh that is so wrong

You'll eat shit, (eat shit), eat shit, (eat shit)
Shit in your pants is so fetid
Your shit's so funky, foul and so strong
Shit in your pants, oh that is so wrong

Just eat shit, eat shit eat shit

Eat shit, eat shit, eat shit

Eat shit, eat shit

Eat shit, eat shit

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Eat shit, (eat shit), eat shit, (eat shit)
Shit in your pants is so fetid
Your shit's so funky, foul and so strong
Shit at both ends, oh that is so wrong

Just eat shit, (eat shit), eat shit, (eat shit)
Shit in your pants is so fetid (oh barf)
Your shit's so funky, foul and so strong
Shit at both ends, oh that is so wrong

Just eat shit, (eat shit), eat shit, (eat shit)
Shit in your pants is so fetid (oh nooo)
Your shit's so funky, foul and so strong
Shit at both ends, oh that is so wrong

Just eat shit, (eat shit), eat shit, (eat shit)
Shit in your pants is so fetid (oh barf)
Your shit's so funky, foul and so strong
Shit at both ends, oh that is so wrong

Just eat shit, (eat shit), eat shit, (eat shit)
Shit in your pants is so fetid (oh nooo)
Your shit's so funky, foul and so strong
Shit at both ends, oh that is so wrong

Just eat shit, (eat shit), eat shit, (eat shit)
Shit in your pants is so fetid (oh nooo)
Your shit's so funky, foul and so strong
Shit at both ends, oh that is so wrong