-> "Meat It"
Original Song Title:
"Beat It"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Meat It"
The Lyrics
my wife walks in with dinner says "hello dear"
there's veggies on my plate but something's off I fear
I look her in the eyes and I make it very clear
Said Meat It Just Meat It
between two buns soy burger does best it can
but I don't see the blood need beef on nachos man
the steak maybe tough tenderize it you can
So Meat It But You're Worried 'Bout Fat
Just Meat It Meat It Meat It Meat It
I could eat meat cold or heated
know just how hungry I am tonight
this plain cheese pizza just don't taste right
So Meat It Meat It Just Meat It Meat It
Just Meat It Meat It Just Meat It Meat It
while out to dinner I had wanted some ham
went to the restroom came back and well I'll be d*mned
courtesy of the wife all-veg salad again
Won't Eat It Please Meat It
tonight for dinner I was really prepared
went to the lake and caught a salmon like a bear
I killed it and I grilled it ate it medium rare
I Meat It But You Tell Me That's Bad
Just Meat It Meat It Meat It Meat It
hope I'm not offending vegans
bet you can't stop at only one bite
don't care to hear if it's wrong or right
Just Meat It Meat It Meat It Meat It
I could eat meat cold or heated
know just how hungry I am tonight
this plain cheese pizza just don't taste right
Just Meat It Meat It Meat It Meat It
Meat It Meat It Meat It Meat It
Meat It Meat It Meat It Meat It
I could eat meat cold or heated
meat in my tummy making me wide
I could eat chicken grilled up or fried
Just Meat It Meat It Meat It Meat It
hope I'm not offending vegans
bet you can't stop at only one bite
I could eat chicken grilled up or fried
Just Meat It Meat It Meat It Meat It
I could eat meat cold or heated
know just how hungry I am tonight
this plain cheese pizza just don't taste right
Just Meat It Meat It Meat It Meat It
this ending just keeps repeating
meat in my tummy making me wide
I could eat chicken grilled up or fried
Just Meat It Meat It Meat It Meat It... (fade out)
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