His name is Simar
And he likes to listen every time
At the vending machines
He loves to get some snacks, he is so fine
He loves the machines
And he brings money to school
He starts to see
The people that warn him sometimes
He's out of time
Cuz it's a Simar
Simar Night
Gonna get some Starburst from the vending machine, right?
Simar
Simar Night
So let me hold you tight and share a
Simar, Simar, Tonight, yeah
He loves basketball
And other cool games in the gym
He is the cool man
That likes the machines, that's him
He loves the things
That are in the machine, yeah
He is the one
That is the cool guy
He is the guy
Cuz it's a Simar
Simar Night
Gonna get some Starburst from the vending machine, right?
Simar, woo hoo
Simar Night
So let me hold you tight and share a Simar, Simar, tonight
Simar comes to the hall
And finds things in the big machine
There is no escaping the man who likes snacks this time
(He is the guy)
This is the end of his line
He will get things
From the machines every time
He will find you
And play basketball and other games sometimes
You try to see him
And warn him about vending machines when he gets there
All in awhile
I will save him from the machines
I'll make him see
That this is Simar
Simar Night
Gonna get some Starburst from the vending machine, right?
Simar, woohoo
Simar Night
So let me hold you tight and share a Simar, Simar, Simar, Simar here tonight
Cuz It's a Simar
Simar Night
Gonna get some Starburst from the vending machine, right?
Simar, woohoo
Simar Night
So let me hold you tight and share a Simar, Simar
Ow!
I'll come and see him tonight
Simar comes to the machines
And really gets what he needs
He gets warned about bringing money
To school, that is so true
And whoever touches the machines
Who could warned by a big adult
The guy who lives games in the gym
And who loves playing basketball, that's him
I'll come and see him tonight
Simar
Simar
I'll come and see him tonight
Simar
Simar Night
Simar
Simar Night
The guy who likes machines
The adult that warns him, he sees
And seeing the adult that he sees
Tells him no money please
And though he loves the machines
He will start to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the Simar
A ha ha ha ha ha! A ha ha ha ha ha! A ha ha ha ha!