His guns sure shine
And he beats his wife
Bruised arms and face
Domestic strife
He's yellin' to
Cops as he reeled
Back at takedown time
Then off he's wheeled
Goes off, goes off
For some assessment life

They took him to
Where they will see
If he it nuts
Or just zany
The yelling soothed
From his big mouth
They had got tamed
This surly lout

They said the guy was hittin'
His wife, what could she do?
But to call cops, say "Come get him"
And an arrest ensued

Because guy Brad, guy Brad had snapped
Brad, Brad really actin' bad
They'll check if he's cuckoo
First they took him down
They had to subdue this "gent"
Who's Brad

He wandered out
And he was drunk
Gotta lock him up
'cause he's a punk
Got crazy eyes
Showin' too much white
So lock him up
The guy ain't right
They gotta keep
Him in the slam
Until it's known
If he'll cause harm

They said the guy was hittin'
His wife, she's black and blue
So they had to go and get 'im
Before worse he could do

Because guy Brad, guy Brad went wack
Whacked, whacked his wife did Brad
They'll check if he's cuckoo
First they took him down
They had to subdue this "gent"
Who's Brad

Brad might need bail, have to borrow
Dough to get out of the place
Where they put him for the safety
Of the human race

Because guy Brad, guy Brad went wack
Smacked, smacked his wife did Brad
They'll check if he's cuckoo
First they took him down
They had to subdue this bent guy Brad