-> "Hoofed Animal"
Original Song Title:
"Smooth Criminal"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hoofed Animal"
Parody Written by:
Sherman the German Merman
The Lyrics
As I drove down the highway
I was surprised by a whitetail
He dashed across the main street
He left bloodstains on the concrete
Before I could make a full yield
He went full speed at the windshield
He ran into the front wheel
He was struck down, he was roadkill
Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?
Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?
Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?
Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?
Bambi are you ok? Could you tell us that you're ok?
There's a deer on the highway, he was struck down, on the highway Bambi
He dashed into the main street
He left bloodstains on the concrete
He ran into the front wheel
He was struck down, he was roadkill
Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?
Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?
Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?
You've been hit by--
You've been struck by--
A hoofed animal!
So he ran onto the crossing
It was late night, he went tossing
Car-to-beast collision
Broken windshield, mutilation
Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?
Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?
Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?
Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?
Bambi are you ok? Could you tell us that you're ok?
There's a deer on the highway, he was struck down, on the highway Bambi
He dashed into the main street
He left bloodstains on the concrete
He ran into the front wheel
He was struck down, he was roadkill
Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?
You've been hit by--
You've been struck by--
A hoofed animal!
Okay I want everybody to clear the area right now
Bambi are you ok? Could you tell us that you're ok? (but how?)
There's a deer on the highway, he was struck down, on the highway Bambi (oh no)
He dashed into the main street
He left bloodstains on the concrete (ugh, ow)
He ran into the front wheel
He was struck down, he was roadkill, Bambi (dag gone it)
Bambi are you ok? Could you tell us that you're ok? (but how?)
There's a deer on the highway, he was struck down, on the highway Bambi (oh no)
He dashed into the main street (ugh, ow)
He left bloodstains on the concrete (hoo hoo hoo)
He ran into the front wheel
He was struck down, he was roadkill, Bambi
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