-> "Debbie Rowe"
Original Song Title:
"Billie Jean"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Debbie Rowe"
The Lyrics
chika-cha-cha
she was part of a nursing team,
from an E.R. scene.
i said, don't mind,
but what do you say you be the one?
to have a child with me?
she said "unless I had a gun...
she won't have a child with me"
she told me her name was Debbie Rowe,
and what do you know...
the heavy-set with eyes that sunk
at being the one
who had a child with me
tabloids always saying, what will M.J. do?
he's going round breaking up his face.
being a father always held me, but i got no one to love.
I'm not careful what i do, because the lie is now the truth.
hey-hey
Debbie Rowe was not my lover,
she's just a girl, that says i am the one
but the kid is not my son.
she say's i am the one.
but Prince is not my son
for a faking white to have a white, it just ain't right.
but who can say who is the man, who lended a hand?
who's the dad of this kid in my arms?
so take my strange advice...
just remember to always pay twice..
just pay twice, just pay twice...hoo!
i told the papers that i want three,
look how they look at me...
i showed a photo of a baby prize,
who's skin was not like mine. (oh no!)
who's the dad of this kid in my arms?
tabloids always saying, what will M.J. do?
he's going round breaking up his face. (and paying dear)
but i paid a million dollars,
to have a kid made up.
it happened really soon,
i never took Deb to my room!
hey-hey
Debbie Rowe was not my lover,
she's just a girl, that says i am the one
but the kid is not my son. (no no no. no no no no no)
Debbie Rowe was not my lover,
she's just a girl, that says i am the one.
but Prince is not my son.
She says I am the one.
But Prince is not my son.
(guitar solo)
me...?
who...?
she says i am the one...
but the kid is not my son. (no no no...Who?)
Debbie Rowe was not my lover
she's just a girl, that says i am the one
but the kid is not my son.
she says i am the one.
but Prince is not my son.
she says that he is my son.
You know what I did...
she says he is my son.
it's breaking my wallet, babe.
she says i am the one.
Debbie Rowe was not my lover.
Debbie Rowe was not my lover.
Debbie Rowe was not my lover. (she is a fake)
Debbie Rowe was not my lover. (she is a fake)
Debbie Rowe was not my lover. (Dopey Debbie Rowe!)
Debbie Rowe was not my lover. (No one should have known!)
(fade)
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