-> "Bill and Jean"
Original Song Title:
"Billie Jean"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bill and Jean"
The Lyrics
It was more like a messed dream, of an incest scene
I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one
Will you get down on the floor and turn around
They say I am the one, Will you get down on the floor and turn around.
They told me their names was Bill and Jean,
And it caused the scene.
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of having some fun
When you get down on the floor and turn around
People always told me, to be careful what you do
And don't go around breaking young kids hearts
And my mother always told me, be careful who you do
And be careful who you do, because the lie becomes the truth.
Bill and Jean are not my lover's
There just some kid's who claim that I am the one
But these kids just ain't the ones
They say I am the one, but these one's ain't the one
For forty days and for forty nights
The law was on my side
Cause who could stand when I was in command
My schemes and plans
I got them down on floor turned around
So take my strong advice, just remember to never think twice.
Don't think twice
They told the police, we screwed till three
And they looked at me
And showed a photo that made me cry
Those eyes looked like mine (oh no)
Cause we screwed on floor turned around.
People always told me, to be careful what you do
And don't go around breaking young kids hearts
They came and stood right by me
And the smelled the scent of doom
This happened much too soon
Cause I called them to my room
Bill and Jean are not my lover's
There just some kid's who claim that I am the one
But these kids just ain't the ones
Bill and Jean are not my lover's
There just some kid's who claim that I am the one
But these kids just ain't the ones
They say I am the one, but these one's ain't one
They say I am the one, but these one's ain't one
Bill and Jean are not my lover's
There just some kid's who claim that I am the one
But these kids just ain't the ones
They say I am the one, but these one's ain't one
They say I am the one, but these one's ain't one
They say I am the one
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