-> "Pinto Beans"
Original Song Title:
"Billie Jean"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Pinto Beans"
The Lyrics
Tasted more like baked to me
Maybe kidney
I said 'don't mind
any kind o bean
except for lima
which taste bad and make my face turn real brown'
She said 'don't like lima which taste bad and make my face turn real brown'
She told me she liked pinto beans
taste yucky to me
although i only tried
a ver-y small one
they taste bad and make my face turn real brown
People always told me
be careful what you eat
only some foods are good for your heart
and mother always told me
Be careful what kind of
the beans you try to chew
'cause some can make you poot
Pinto Beans
aren't in my cubbard
most other beans are
except for lima
cause they make me throw up
I say 'except for lima'
cause they make me throw up
For forty days and forty nights
Beans were on her side
But who can stand
limas' they're bland
and tastes like sand
'cause they're bad and make my face turn real brown
so take my strong advice
Before you eat to always think twice
(Do think twice)
Do think twice
I told her baby
limas taste like pee
and he looked at me
and he said "oh, so?"
i wondered why
limas, i don't like
cause they're bad and make my face turn real brown
People always told me
Be careful what you eat
only some foods are good for your heart
(some good for your heart)
And she came and stood beside me
Just a smell of sweet perfume
But then i had to poot
so she then left the small room
Pinto Beans
aren't in my cubbard
most other beans are
except for lima
cause they make me throw up
oh, oh, oh oh, oh
Pinto Beans
aren't in my cubbard
most other beans are
except for lima
cause they make me throw up
No no no
I say 'except for lima'
(Oh Babe)
cause they make me throw up
I say except for lima
cause they make me throw up
No no no
Pinto Beans
aren't in my cubbard
most other beans are
except for lima
(You know what they do to me, baby)
cause they make me throw up
No no no no
I say except for lima
cause they make me throw up
I say except for lima
You know what they did
I say they make me throw up
Making me fart, babe
I say except for lima
Pinto beans aren't in my cubbard (x4)
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