-> "Feed It"
Original Song Title:
"Beat It"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Feed It"
The Lyrics
How come you're dog is always lying still over there
It seems really pale and it looks like it's losing some hair
Well don't you know that dogs all want some care
Feed it, just feed it
Your dog wants some liver, your dog wants a big steak
Your dog is in bad health and that pet ain't a fake
You won't be a good owner if you give it meat cake
So feed it
Don't you care for your dog?
Just feed it, feed it
Take it to the vet to be treated
Its in really bad shape
It's all your fault
All because you
Don't want to ever
Ever feed it, just feed it
Just feed it, just feed it... Roof!
Don't you remember all the good times you had
You played with your dog and suddenly you've gone bad
Now, if it starves to death
You'll just have yourself to blame
Why'd ya not feed it
You love and care for a dog, don't you
You haven't even played it with it since you were two
I hope it's all right, It'll love a bit of tofu
So feed it
Your dog hates you
Just feed it, feed it
Open up it's mouth and feed it
It wants some yogurt
Or meat in a can
It doesn't matter if it's old or covered in sand
Just feed it! Feed it! Feed it!
Don't you love your dog, then feed it!
Shame on you for not taking care
Of your special dog, it'll be all mine now
Just feed it! Feed it!
Feed it! Feed it!
Feed it! Feed it!
Your mind is cold, reheat it
Its wants a dinner. It wants a snack
If it dies right now, you can't hand it back
Just feed it! Feed it!
Get yourself an egg and feed it!
Its in really bad shape
It's all your fault
All because you
Don't want to ever
Ever feed it! Feed it!
Your dog is hungry, feed it!
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