-> "Smooth Character"
Original Song Title:
"Smooth Criminal"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Smooth Character"
The Lyrics
When he first saw the tobacco
With the names like Winston and Camel
They had all looked white like sugar
But with Threats of Emphysema
There the cartoon of Joe Camel
He looked like a funny Mammal
So he brought them to his bedroom
He took the lighter, it was his doom
Tommy now you will pay
Now you will pay
Pay for smoking, Tommy
Tommy now you will pay
Now you will pay
Pay for smoking, Tommy
Tommy now you will pay
Now you will pay
Pay for smoking, Tommy
Tommy now you will pay
Now you will pay
Pay for smoking, Tommy
Tommy now you will pay
Because you had to smoke that day
Like the sight of Joe Camel
So you Smoked that bad tobacco, Tommy
Your teeth were white just like sugar
But now you have that emphysema
Cause you smoked them in your bedroom
You took the lighter, it was your doom
Tommy now you will pay
Now you will pay
Pay for smoking, Tommy
Tommy now you will pay
Now you will pay
Pay for smoking, Tommy
Tommy now you will pay
Now you will pay
Pay for smoking, Tommy
You had smoked with...
You light up with...
A Smooth Character
You smoke pack after pack yea
Now your up to 3 packs a day
It was cool to smoke with your friends
But that was back then, now its the end
Tommy now you will pay
Now you will pay
Pay for smoking, Tommy
Tommy now you will pay
Now you will pay
Pay for smoking, Tommy
Tommy now you will pay
Now you will pay
Pay for smoking, Tommy
Tommy now you will pay
Now you will pay
Pay for smoking, Tommy
Tommy now you will pay
Because you had to smoke that day
Like the sight of Joe Camel
So you Smoked that bad tobacco, Tommy
Your teeth were white just like sugar
But now you have that emphysema
Cause you smoked them in your bedroom
You took the lighter, it was your doom
Tommy now you will pay
Now you will pay
Pay for smoking, Tommy
You've been tricked by...
You light up with...
A Smooth Character
"OK, I want everybody to Sue Tobacco, Right now!"
Puff!
Tommy now you will pay
Yes you will
Because you had to smoke that day
Yes you did
Like the sight of Joe Camel
Yes you did
So you Smoked that bad tobacco, Tommy
Yes they were
Your teeth were white just like sugar
Yes you did
But now you have that emphysema
Now you know why Tommy
Cause you smoked them in your bedroom
Yes you did
You took the lighter, it was your doom Tommy
Tommy now you will pay
You did it Tommy
Because you had to smoke that day
You did it Tommy
Like the sight of Joe Camel
You did it Tommy
So you Smoked that bad tobacco, Tommy
Puff Puff
Your teeth were white just like sugar
You did it
But now you have that emphysema
Puff Puff Puff
Cause you smoked them in your bedroom
You did it
You took the lighter, it was your doom Tommy
PUFF!
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How Funny: | 3.7 | |
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