-> "Killer"
Original Song Title:
"Thriller"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Killer"
The Lyrics
Hey, Scott Peterson
You have a lot nerve to kill your wife
You claim you're innocent
It's gonna ruin you for the rest of your life
Hey, are you gay?
Or we're just trying to get your rocks off?
Was it a lay?
A woman or a man or both combined?
What's on your mind?
Chorus 1
"Cause you're a killer
Killer Scott
Your murdered your poor wife and kid
And have no sense of grief
Oh, you're a killer
Killer
Scott
You drop the soap in prison
And you'll get it, get it
TONIGHT!!
The city hates you
Just show your face
And they will sic you down
You have a cute face
But come near me
And I will knock you down
Don't you deny
Because no will side with you and listen, NO!
Go sob and cry
Cause it will hit you hard badly like a fist
You're on my list
CHORUS 2
'Cause you're a killer
Killer Scott
I hate to walk at night
Knowing that you would go and get me
Killer, Killer Scott
SO wait until your case is lost
And suffer, suffer, suffer
Laci, did not deserve what she got
She was beautiful
And you just up and you did your bad deed and you killed her
(And treated her bad)
You're a madman and KILLER!!!
About your love life
Scotty, are you straight or just a queer?
If you're the latter
Come in WeHo and you'll disappear
You have no friends
Just enemies and drag queens out to get you, boy!
Your face offends
Forever we shall see you as a fiend
You're so obscene
REPEAT CHORUSES 1 AND 2
RAP
Courtrooms seen on your TV
The subject of murder was Scott P
His wife, Laci whose life he took
And now, they're throwing him the book
And we have learned of his affairs
With various women and men with chest hairs
Or shall I say, a mixed up broad
Who I shall now say is very odd
The foulest stench of Scotty P
He'd better stay far from me
He'll meet new friends in cell block M
But his chances of falling in love aren't slim
My blood curls up as I think of his crimes
It makes me very much to shiver
For Scott Peterson has a new role in life
He is now known as a KILLLER
(MANICAL LAUGH)
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