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Song Parodies -> "Beat It (The Teenager's Anthem)"
Original Song Title:
"Beat It"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Michael Jackson
Parody Song Title:
"Beat It (The Teenager's Anthem)"
Parody Written by:
Charlie Decker
The Lyrics
Shame on me for writing this. It just seemed so simple...
His parents said they wouldn't be home tonight
"Just order up some food, we're sure you'll be alright."
He goes under the sheets and he turns off all the lights
So beat it, just beat it.
He's got his tapes, he's got a few DVDs
He's got the Cinemax, what's wrong with the TV?!
The signal's disappeared, better use the PC
So beat it, like it owes you money!
Just beat it, beat it
'Till the urge has been defeated
Show them how lonely and sad is your life
Hearin' it's wrong, but feelin' so right
Just beat it (beat it.)
Just beat it (beat it)
His mom came back, she needed to get her bag
She went to check on him, if just to be a nag
She opened up his door and she started to gag
Don't beat it! Don't beat it!
A girl invited him to come see her band
"I think that I love you, why won't you be my man?"
He told her and he told her, "You don't understand,"
Just beat it, "I make love to my hand!"
So beat it, beat it
Soon your genes will be depleated!
Show them how lonely and sad is your life
Hearin' it's wrong but feelin' so right
Just beat it, beat it
'Till the urge has been defeated
Show them how lonely and sad is your life
Hearin' it's wrong but feelin' so right.
Just beat it (beat it)
Just beat it (beat it)
(Continue to fadeout)
"Just order up some food, we're sure you'll be alright."
He goes under the sheets and he turns off all the lights
So beat it, just beat it.
He's got his tapes, he's got a few DVDs
He's got the Cinemax, what's wrong with the TV?!
The signal's disappeared, better use the PC
So beat it, like it owes you money!
Just beat it, beat it
'Till the urge has been defeated
Show them how lonely and sad is your life
Hearin' it's wrong, but feelin' so right
Just beat it (beat it.)
Just beat it (beat it)
His mom came back, she needed to get her bag
She went to check on him, if just to be a nag
She opened up his door and she started to gag
Don't beat it! Don't beat it!
A girl invited him to come see her band
"I think that I love you, why won't you be my man?"
He told her and he told her, "You don't understand,"
Just beat it, "I make love to my hand!"
So beat it, beat it
Soon your genes will be depleated!
Show them how lonely and sad is your life
Hearin' it's wrong but feelin' so right
Just beat it, beat it
'Till the urge has been defeated
Show them how lonely and sad is your life
Hearin' it's wrong but feelin' so right.
Just beat it (beat it)
Just beat it (beat it)
(Continue to fadeout)
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Two thumbs up, if you know what I mean....
That's so funny, just yesterday, I was thinking about that Seinfeld episode where Costanza's mom caught him beating it... Nice (hand) job.
y is that the teenager anthem?
555! Masonic Secret Self-Handshake! Draining The Dragon! Burping The Worm! Choking The Sheriff And Waiting For The Posse To Come! Sloppy Joe's Last Stand! Playin' Backstroke Roulette! Five-Card-Stud-Solitaire! Taming The One-Eyed Wonder-Weasel!
Charlie, you might get a laugh from my parody "I Choked The Sheriff" :
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bobmarleyericclapton1.shtml
Charlie, you might get a laugh from my parody "I Choked The Sheriff" :
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bobmarleyericclapton1.shtml
Thank you much. Johhny D., checked out your parody and left a nice little comment.
A barrage of 5s for you, but I apologise for my sick, sick mind when I immediately thought of an unholy reason why the mother began to gag. *The shame* You had me in hook, line and sinker with this one, you must be a true MASTER BAITER.
An then there's my all time favorite: Firing the Surgeon General :)
Erma Bombeck once said that ALL teenagers are from outer space. Great job!
Shame on you, Charlie! :) 555 (yeah, why hadn't anyone thought of it before?)
Good job... er... um... that didn't come out right... shoot, neither did that.... or that. *g* (SOTM)
(May SOTM) See above, happy to come again.
(May SOTM) Considering this one for top three, it's just so three thumbs up!
Are you suggesting that Michael Jackson's original *isn't* about punchin' the munchkin? Excellent job, Sgt. Decker. (Huh huh - he said "job.")
Yeah, Spaff - I was going to suggest giving him a big hand for a great job. Or something like that
A bit horrifying.... surrealistic.... a real nightmare. Oh wait, that's my teen years. This hits a bit too close to home *sob* 555 Great jo-- nice parody.
(MAY SOTM) Good parody!
(SOTM) Maybe you should get the May Onan Award... ;-)
Eh, pretty good, didn't think it was that funny though. I'm obviously a minority, but I'm gonna have to be the lamer who gave you 4s and ruined your perfect record ;-).
Charlie, I had my doubts, but you have put them to rest with a wave of your (albeit sticky) hand. Great job
> Find my happy place... find my happy place...
Don't worry MysteryGoat...just find your power animal. We'll get through this together... Thanks for the compliments everybody. Thanks for nothing neminem ;-)...We usually get along so well, too.
(ABC 2005) Good parody...shame on you. :/
(ABC05) The above comment still stands...Johnny is the Master of His Domain!
Er, I mean Charlie is the Master of His Domain!
(ABC-B) Well done, Charlie.
(ABC) Wrong, so very wrong.
(ABC-B) I liked the beat...
I'm amazed you can still get it up at your age. ;) Still beat-iful.
(aBc) Still at it, I see. You'll go blind, you know.
Experience, experience, experience Luke. That's the key. Thanks again everyone else. Drive home safely!
Hold on a second, I can't comment right now... my glasses fell off and I can't see two feet in front of me without 'em...
(ABC) excellent and hilarious Charlie - you're right - women are superfluous - 555
(ABC) See above, still happy to come yet again!
(ABC) Crude, rude and with loads of 'tude...loved it! 555
Maybe simple, but no one else tackled it!
555!!! Excellent job.
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