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Song Parodies -> "Beat It"
Original Song Title:
"Beat It"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Michael Jackson
Parody Song Title:
"Beat It"
Parody Written by:
Anonymous
The Lyrics
I'm sorry if this gets racy, but I just couldn't help it...
1st Verse
Oh, I can't be romantic when you're not here!
I long to feel you, but, tonight, you are not near...!
There's fire in my heart, and the message is really clear:
I'll beat it, just beat it
2nd Verse
You had to run, you couldn't stay near, goddamn!
Can't see you tonight, I can't see my studly man!
You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What I can
So beat it, but I wanna be bad
Chorus:
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No one wants to be deserted
Showin' how funky hard is your fighter
I Don't care if it's wrong or right
Just Beat It, Beat It!
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
3rd Verse
I'm out to get you, better come while you can
Don't wanna touch a girl, I wanna touch a man
I wanna stay up hard, better do what I can
I'll beat it, just beat it
4th Verse
You have to show them that you really are queer,
I'm playin' with my toy, and, sadly, you're not here,
I'll squeeze me, then I'll beat me,
Then I'll feel that it's fair
So beat it, but I wanna be bad!
Chorus:(6x)
Oh, I can't be romantic when you're not here!
I long to feel you, but, tonight, you are not near...!
There's fire in my heart, and the message is really clear:
I'll beat it, just beat it
2nd Verse
You had to run, you couldn't stay near, goddamn!
Can't see you tonight, I can't see my studly man!
You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What I can
So beat it, but I wanna be bad
Chorus:
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No one wants to be deserted
Showin' how funky hard is your fighter
I Don't care if it's wrong or right
Just Beat It, Beat It!
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
3rd Verse
I'm out to get you, better come while you can
Don't wanna touch a girl, I wanna touch a man
I wanna stay up hard, better do what I can
I'll beat it, just beat it
4th Verse
You have to show them that you really are queer,
I'm playin' with my toy, and, sadly, you're not here,
I'll squeeze me, then I'll beat me,
Then I'll feel that it's fair
So beat it, but I wanna be bad!
Chorus:(6x)
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cool for your next parody you should do something about puberty
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