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Song Parodies -> "Eat It"
Original Song Title:
"Beat It"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Michael Jackson
Parody Song Title:
"Eat It"
Parody Written by:
Room Full of Mockery
The Lyrics
Wish someone would tell them: don't come around here
Wish these Puritan turds would just disappear
Wish that they'd stick their pursed lips into a rear
And eat it, just eat it
Suck up the runs comin' from someone's can
F*ck you and your ones given with no plan
You must belong to J. Falwell's clan
Just eat it. Who cares what you think's bad?!
Chorus
Just eat it, Just eat it, Just eat it, Just eat it
Take your priggishness and beat it
Your presence here is worse than a blight
Open up wide and take a big bite
Just eat it, eat it
Your lame ratings belong in a garbage can
Dig into a log that is laced with oat bran
Guess you can tell that we're not your fan
Go eat it, just eat it
It's obvious that your judgment is impaired
So either go f*ck off or go get a pair
Or overcome your hangups and just vote fair
You eat sh*t, should have pulled out, your dad
Chorus
Wish these Puritan turds would just disappear
Wish that they'd stick their pursed lips into a rear
And eat it, just eat it
Suck up the runs comin' from someone's can
F*ck you and your ones given with no plan
You must belong to J. Falwell's clan
Just eat it. Who cares what you think's bad?!
Chorus
Just eat it, Just eat it, Just eat it, Just eat it
Take your priggishness and beat it
Your presence here is worse than a blight
Open up wide and take a big bite
Just eat it, eat it
Your lame ratings belong in a garbage can
Dig into a log that is laced with oat bran
Guess you can tell that we're not your fan
Go eat it, just eat it
It's obvious that your judgment is impaired
So either go f*ck off or go get a pair
Or overcome your hangups and just vote fair
You eat sh*t, should have pulled out, your dad
Chorus
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This sucks.
Is this song about the jackasses on Amiright who give parodies low ratings just because they can? If so, I must give you three fives out of principle. The pacing was dead-on, too.
i wonder about the writers who dont have ones? are they behind this skullduggery?
It's hard to be objective here when this writer not only stole the tune from the original Weird Al, he stole the idea. I should have been kind and not vote.
That bit about the Puritans...urgh...To be honest, I don't really think that this is funny, and the pacings off in places. I just don't like it. But I won't vote for it. You wrote a parody about giving lame ratings, so I'll spare you from them.
Aside from the title, I didn't think this had any resemblence at all to Weird Al's Eat it.
Good point Joe. Or, if not them, someone(s) who likes them as friends - but you're right, there's enough clues (if you could be bothered)
This has nothing to do with Weird Al's song eat it. The thing is funny, but the pacing is off. 354.
Sometimes I give low ratings and I'm proud of it. I have high standards. If something is good, I say so. And if its not I say that too. Stop complaining and write better parodies. This is not a love me & love my parody club. If you suck, don't post. Or at least don't wine about the rating.
Now *this* is tasteless. 1's
They probably think where the ones who eat it and stink it.
1!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WTF!!!!!! MORE LIKE -2-2-2(If there was such thing)
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