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Song Parodies -> "Zit On My Face"
Original Song Title:
"Sit On My Face"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Monty Python
Parody Song Title:
"Zit On My Face"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
Zit on my face that's so close to erupting
This zit on my face I'll try and fix with Uhu
It's so extremely full of pus
Just like Vesuvius
Before Pompeii
Zit on my face a rank and rancid pustule
If zit on my face explodes it will hit you.. ew..
It feels diseased but with one little squeeze
My boil was bloated, then mirror got coated
With spray..
Bagsy you clean it [a]way
This zit on my face I'll try and fix with Uhu
It's so extremely full of pus
Just like Vesuvius
Before Pompeii
Zit on my face a rank and rancid pustule
If zit on my face explodes it will hit you.. ew..
It feels diseased but with one little squeeze
My boil was bloated, then mirror got coated
With spray..
Bagsy you clean it [a]way
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Theme song of The Scarlet Pimple-hell! ;D
Funny, though I can't say I've had a pimple that bad. 555
Noooobody expect the pimple inquisition!!
LOL
Now *there's* something completely different! ;)
You get those when out too long on the wide accountan' sea! Funny, er, 'stuff'...!
The acme of acne parodies
OMG...a parody that's actually cleaner than the OS! This was a riot, Phil.555
It's funny, Phil, but unfortunately, I liked TOS title better. :-D But working in Vesuvius easily erupts in Fives!
:-) Thanks all. I should have known there'd be an eruption of pimple puns...
TT - yes, it's hard to improve on an OS that blows you away. So to speak. I tried using my head, but the OS does that and I will admit goes down better. But I don't think it sucked ;-)
TT - yes, it's hard to improve on an OS that blows you away. So to speak. I tried using my head, but the OS does that and I will admit goes down better. But I don't think it sucked ;-)
Phil, I know when I'm licked. :-)
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