Song Parodies -> "Fried Sides"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Side"

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Original Performer:

"Fried Sides"

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The Lyrics

Sides, as in side items in a restaurant

When I go dining
You won’t hear me whining
“Must eat light to keep thin”
This ain’t no ballad
‘Bout eating salads
I’ll take anything that’s been dipped in
BATTER!

Chowin’ down on some Fried Sides
Fried Sides

A mound of beer-battered fries
Piled up real high
Just ain’t enough for me at all
Dozens of chicken wings
Don’t need sauce for dipping
Who cares ‘bout cholesterol?

Make a meal out of Fried Sides
Fried Sides

Mozzarella
And cheddar too
I want some cheese as a Fried Side
Dill pickles
And green tomatoes
Eat my veggies as Fried Sides
Ravioli
Calimari
Those Italian’s love Fried Sides
Fried Sides, Fried Sides

Pork Chimichangas
Beef Empanadas
All of it I’ll consume
When I go to Outback™
I don’t need a take-home sack
I’ll eat the whole onion bloom

Loading up on the Fried Sides
Fried Sides
Scarfin’ down lots of Fried Sides
Fried Sides

Green beans
Mac and Cheese
Fri-days™ loves the Fried Sides
Summer rolls
Eat ‘em whole
Asians make some good Fried Sides
Ya better bring
Onion rings
I’m not done eating Fried Sides
Fried Sides, Fried Sides
Weigh a ton from the Fried Sides
Fried Sides, Fried Sides
Heart attack from those Fried Sides
Won’t come back ‘cause of Fried Sides

Not my best, but it was a quick idea I had after hearing the song on the radio.

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Peregrin - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment

Curses McKludge! It's 11 pm where I am and NOW I feel hungry :) Good one!

John Barry - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment

A litany of deliciousness.

alvin - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment

i had a heart attack just reading this...especially liked 'this ain't no ballad 'bout eating salads'

AFW - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment

Good fryin'

UnKnownVotrix - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment

Sir, you are funnnny ! You're like a human vaccuum cleaner !! Cheese as "side" ?? You've created a comical scene indeed, Sir McKlu, the Lusty ~Lord o' Extra Innings~

McKludge - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment

Pip - Sorry, didn't consider the time difference. I'm sure you can find someplace thats open late.

alvin - that was my favorite line, too

UnKnownVotrix - This doesn't touch on half of the stuff they fry in the South. But sure, breaded and fried cheese is quite tasty.

JB and AFW - Thanks.

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