STINKING UP THE BATHROOM

Sitting in the craproom, reading some old mag
Listening to toilets flush, holding up my bag
When the O-ring says that I ain’t through
Listening to the faucet tap, I’ll do number two

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Stinking up the bathroom Stinking up the bathroom
Toilet says “Don’t fill me up with your stools!”
Every single nose says “Stinking up the place ain’t cool!”

Checking out the smell
Making sure the air ain’t clear
I created Hell
No one will come in here
My butt is sick, made a bomb
To get stuck in this place would be just like Viet Nam

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I’m such a jerk at the Taco Bell
Take out order, beans and shell
Customers looking, who clogged up the head?
Two hours later, a plumber nearly dead

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chorus
cho-cho-choke-chorus
aaaaaaaahhhhhh plop!