Song Parodies -> "Fauxcahontas"

Original Song Title:

"Pocahontas"

Original Performer:

"Fauxcahontas"

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The Lyrics

This one almost wrote itself yet again. Why not take the test, Elizabeth? What do you have to hide? What is a bit of blatant outright lying between friends? Oh wait... you are a politician, not a friend.... Manitou - Indian Spirit God

Elizabeth 'Rat' Warren
A Federal Senate Dem...
found ancestral scribblings
Now she's an Indian...
Yes, a fake one
as we ever did see...
Rubber Arrows
and Plastic Tepees...

I bet that she rose high when..
she defeated poor Brown, Scott!
but this happened in Massachusetts...
(That doesn't mean a lot!)
Massachusetts...
corruption we see...
a place no better
than New Jersey...

I wonder why the Indians..
give this gal a pass?
Are they waiting for final judgment..
When Manitou kicks her ass?
Across the green fields
and on the ground...
With buffalo shit...
All around!!

In a political wasteland
I would give a hoard of smelt...
To laugh at Fauxcahontas
And watch that Liberal melt
Into a pile of sludge..
colored puke green
Then a street sweeper...
to make things clean...

The writer of this parody...
Says a simple thing no less
Warren should undergo
A 23 & Me test!
Then we'll have the truth
for all to see!!
Liar Fauxcahontas...says me
Liar Fauxcahontas...says me
Fauxcahontas.

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