-> "Internet Scams"
Original Song Title:
"Buffalo Stance"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Internet Scams"
Parody Written by:
Terraance Tucker
The Lyrics
Who's that scalawag on the screen?
Says he is the best looker that you ever had seen
But he's just a fake, and a big mistake
In a big disguise, he's just another heartache
Says he loves you so, but it isn't so
When you finally meet in person
He will look so-so
Instead of real true love
Sent from above
Comes to push or shove
Go find someone else
Scalawag
Huh, sucker?
Scalawag
Scalawag
Huh, sucker?
Scalawag
CHORUS
They think they're hot today
They think they're hot in every way
False looks you see
Don't let it fool ya, take it from me
No morals man, no sense of pride
They'll take you for a lying ride
You'd better watch for those Internet scams
They send you viruses to rot your RAMS
They'll give you lies, baby, not romance
You'll end up broken up without a chance
So take this good advice from me
So he says he's got some money
But you know it's not funny
When he says he's got cash
But his days are far from sunny
And he loved you and lied
Broke you heart, and you cried
Put you in a big fix
When he said that he died
Committed a crime
And he went inside
He was coming your way
But instead, he denied
Don't you feel so low
Don't feel disgraced
Find another good guy
To take his place
CHORUS
Stalkin'
Jive Talkin'
Pure phonyness
Looking bad
Telling you some BS
Looking bad in their internet scams
Looking bad when he makes you not rest
Looking bad is not state of mind
Never mind his phony stories
Never mind of you'll be fooled
Never mind, those fames and glories
A disgrace, rotten place
(SPOKEN)
What is he like?
What's he like, anyway?
Yeah, man! What do you expect?
The guy's a scalawag man!
A lying friend! Hmmph!!!
No morals man, no sense of pride
They'll take you for a lying ride
You'd better watch for those Internet scams
They send you viruses to rot your RAMS
They'll give you lies, baby, not romance
You'll end up broken up without a chance
So take this good advice from me
(Repeat once)
SPOKEN
Tears on your face
Lies on screen
Pain is in your heart
And hate's on your mind
As he fools, fools you down deep
Deeper into your soul
No morals man, no sense of pride
They'll take you for a lying ride
No morals man, no sense of pride
They'll take you for a lying ride
No morals man, no sense of pride
No morals man, no sense of pride
No morals man, no sense of pride
No morals man, no sense of pride
No morals man.........
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