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Song Parodies -> "Both My Feet Are Coated in Poo"
Original Song Title:
"Hopelessly Devoted to You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Olivia Newton-John
Parody Song Title:
"Both My Feet Are Coated in Poo"
Parody Written by:
Elena M.
The Lyrics
And you wonder why I'm not a dog person...
I know I'm not the first, to step in it.
I'm not the first to wonder why,
When I get back from the park,
My whole place starts to smell like the loo.
I know, it was some fool, not willing
To bend down and scoop their doo.
Hey man, can't you see?
You left it there for someone's shoe.
Now both my feet are coated in poo.
But now, I can't get it out,
Tried scrubbin' it with Shout!
It's lodged in my treds,
Both my feet are coated
In poo, ewwww...
Hopelessly coated in poo.
Dog owners, I say, "Stoop and get it!"
And watch your puppies, when they go!
If you want me to defend
Whatever dogs intend to do...
Then don't let me step in your poo.
But now, I can't get it out,
I tell my friends "watch out!"
Good-bye to my Keds,
Both my feet are coated,
In poo, ewwww,
Hopeplessly coated in poo.
I'm not the first to wonder why,
When I get back from the park,
My whole place starts to smell like the loo.
I know, it was some fool, not willing
To bend down and scoop their doo.
Hey man, can't you see?
You left it there for someone's shoe.
Now both my feet are coated in poo.
But now, I can't get it out,
Tried scrubbin' it with Shout!
It's lodged in my treds,
Both my feet are coated
In poo, ewwww...
Hopelessly coated in poo.
Dog owners, I say, "Stoop and get it!"
And watch your puppies, when they go!
If you want me to defend
Whatever dogs intend to do...
Then don't let me step in your poo.
But now, I can't get it out,
I tell my friends "watch out!"
Good-bye to my Keds,
Both my feet are coated,
In poo, ewwww,
Hopeplessly coated in poo.
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Amen to that sister, I'm not a dog person either. See my beatle parody "Old Brown Doo".
Great title; wish I knew the song better (what am I saying?!) but gave benefit of a doubt on pacing; scraped by with fives
Ewwww, five-five-five, ewwwww, good job, ewwwww !
Lost and Found...funny, funny. Sorry you lost your 5s, here's some back for you. 555
I shall give some ones back.
Hilarious title, well done.
It must have been a big steamer, to get both you're feet actualy coated. It's a wonder you didn't see it (or smell it) first!!
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