Well, it'd be real tough-lookin', but it's false history;
This made-up drivel starts maybe with Yeti.
In this day, how can they still do it,
Pull in dork dupes who won't eschew it?
Big feet has a Sasquatch;
Sly folks "prove": big feet has a Sasquatch.
Dim dweebs an impressed lot:
Liar's field day.

Hey, come on! It's a come-on. Dumb shites they snare,
Who were away and didn't share
When inside crowns were put the brains,
And they buy Sas' with wide feet. . .lame banes.

Big feet has a Sasquatch;
Sly folks "prove": big feet has a Sasquatch.
Dim dweebs have egressed thought.
Liar's field day.

Well, it'd be real tough-lookin', but it's false history;
This made-up drivel starts maybe with Yeti.
Scammers score with another 'squatch big lie; nitwit-case--
Dudes bettin' this sure is gonna prove 'foot race.

Big feet has a Sasquatch.
Come-ons hits with this impressed lot.
Dim dweebs have regressed thought.
Liar's field day.

Dim dweebs have regressed thought.
Sly folks "prove": big feet has a Sasquatch.
Big fees pay impressed lot--
Buyers today.