-> "Hymns Keened by a Blessed Lot"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
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				Parody Song Title: 
"Hymns Keened by a Blessed Lot"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Hell, these are real tough "cookies"; it's a luncheon of He;
They're gonna break apart all the teeth in me.
My rebuke: it's real hard to chew it;
I'd like to puke, but I won't spew it.
Hit me with a wet shot,
Wine host smooths. Hit me with a wet shot.
Hit me with a wet shot,
Rhine or Tokay.
The sermon gets me squirming, 'cause I been there:
The seven deadlies are my fare.
All go down; I can't--knee pain,
And then I'm hearing a "sweet" refrain:
Hymns keened by a blessed lot,
High notes group. . .hymns keened by a blessed lot.
Hymns keened by a blessed lot,
Choir away
Help, I've had enough Bruckner, who wrote long symphonies;
To all those who listen go my sympathies.
I look around--no one to watch--I split, quick, this place
And go down to the basement and crack a case.
Hit me with a wet shot;
Wine's profuse--hit me with a wet shot.
Hit me with a wet shot--
I too can bray.
Hideously drenched sot,
I go sing hymns keened by the blessed lot.
Hims-keen guy undressed tots. . .
Spire away.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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