A man walks down the street
He loves watching Malcolm in the middle now
Watching Malcolm in the middle
This sitcom wasn't too reckless
I'm hearing I Love Rocky Road
As well as The Saga Begins
Spoof of a song from Don McLean
It was not much worthless
In 3D,in 3D
Nature trail to hell
Even though I took a fuss
Stupid poodle hat poodle hat
Phony calls will tick me off
You know we like UHF
Bad hair days,we don't trust

If you're singing parodies
Of your favorite songs,my pal
You're not like Madonna
Madonna does suck
You can be Weird Al

A man walks down the street
He says I hate Alvin and the chipmunks
You hated Alvin and stupid chipmunks
But their voices can't be wrong
Where's my Off The Deep End?
Spoofing Nirvana
Come see my role model
Although my role model's not
Gone gone
He won't crackdown on this guy
The name of this guy is Jeff Foxworthy
Sing a song a song
Some of Yankovic songs can't be beat
Singing songs for Sesame Street

If you're singing parodies
Of your favorite songs,my pal
You hate Richard Cheese
Richard Cheese is nuts
You can be Weird Al
Be Weird Al

A man walks down the street
Are those Power Ranger girls
No it's Powerpuff Girls
No it's not Teletubbies
Act like Michael Jackson
But sing the song of fat
Be pudgy,portly,stout
You are not happy go lucky
Lucky
Bedrock Anthem's a disgrace
Don McLeans and Madonnas
Getting yucky yucky
And some loser never runs with scissors
Doing Alapalooza
He sings Bohemian Polka

If you're singing parodies
Of your favorite songs,my pal
You're not like Bob Rivers
Bob Rivers is dumb
You can be Weird Al
Be weird

If you're singing parodies
Of your favorite songs,my pal
You're not like Madonna
Madonna does suck
You can be Weird Al
Be Weird Al