-> "Get Me A Hammer (Smash These Awful CD's)"
Original Song Title:
"Sledgehammer"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Get Me A Hammer (Smash These Awful CD's)"
The Lyrics
Please rewrite the refrain
Cause there's something that it lacks
I know that it's such a pain rhyming
But your poetry is whack
Your lyrics they appall me
I would call this crap indeed
I would rather eat liver
I think that's how much that your song offends
Can you see my bleeding ears, aching
Cause your music never blends
Don't want to hear your bad grammar
Your mother'd be ashamed
Oh, won't someone give me a hammer
Want to smash these awful CD's
Bam, bam
Should make minimum wage
Cause you flunked all your spelling bees
Dancing on the lit stage
Not somewhere that I think you should be
Don't want to hear your bad grammar
Your mother'd be ashamed
I guess you can't call me enamored
Music I detest
I'm gonna get me a hammer
Want to smash these awful cd's
Take away the glamour
And I bet no kid would buy it
Bad, bad, bad grammar
Go to school!
Should not unwrap it
Might offend
I have had enough
It has got to end, it will be the end
It's time to trash CD
And toss my radio
Not a peep, 'cause it really blows
yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do mean blows
And it's rude
That's why I am through
Going to burn that tower
Burn, burn down that tower, hey
'Cause I don't want to listen
Don't want neighbors to listen
Going to burn that tower, burn or sue
come on, come on, help me sue
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sue
They have forced me to listen
They have forced me to listen
It's what they're doing, doing
It stops tonight
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