-> "Warhammer"
Original Song Title:
"Sledgehammer"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Warhammer"
The Lyrics
You could have a Steam Tank
If you'd just play Empire troops
You could have the Dragon-kin flying
If you bring your High Elven groups
All you do is throw dice
And your troops will hack and slice
You could have a big horde
If you choose to play those Goblins and Orcs
You could have the chivalry charging
If you field the Bretonnian force
I want to play - Warhammer
Come on and field your force!
Oh let me play, hey - Warhammer
This will be the battle to be
Show me horde of Chaos
'cos I will field the Vampire Counts!
Open up with Dark Elves!
So we can show the Lizardmen taunts!
I want to play - Warhammer
Come on and field your force!
Oh let me play, hey - Warhammer
This will be the battle to be
I'm going to play - the Warhammer
This can be my finest hour
Let us play Warhammer
With an army of 3000 points!
War-war-war-hammer !
I've painted the army
I'll field my force
This is the grand fight
We'll have fun, of course! (have fun, of course!)
Oh won't you charge at me
And I will shoot at you (shoot at you)
Oh won't you show for me
And I will show for you (show for you)
Charge at me, I will shoot at you
Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do see you
and your troops
You've been charging through
I will counter with magic!
Build, build up your army, hey
I've been painting my troops
I've been painting my troops
Going to feel that power, fielded by you
Come on, come on, my turn to shoot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you
I've been doing the outflank
I've been bespelling with wizard
It's what we're doing, doing
All through this night!
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