Song Parodies -> "Every Piece of Cake"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take"

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Original Performer:

"Every Piece of Cake"

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The Lyrics

Every piece of cake
And every pie you bake
Every snack you make, every T-bone steak
I'll be eating food

Every Frito Lay
And every frying egg
Every cheese souffle, every large buffet
I'll be eating food

Oh, can't you see
That I want Pepsi
How my stomach aches
With every piece of cake
Every pie you bake
Every dish you make
Every cold milkshake, every peppered steak
I'll be eating food

Since you've been gone, I can eat a pasta bake
Without having to see your angry face
I cram my mouth, I think I need a jaw brace
I'm stuffing a thousand crackers in my face
I keep eating baby, baby please.

Oh, can't you see
That I want Pepsi
How my stomach aches
With every piece of cake
Every pie you bake
Every dish you make
Every cold milkshake, every peppered steak
I'll be eating food
I'll be eating food
I'll be eating food

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I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment

I can totally relate to this parady. When my wife left me, the first thing I did to try and cure my broken heart, was to forget my problems, by eating alot of food. However, I found out, this only makes matters worse, because I put on 30lbs. Since then I've lost the weight, but let this be a lesson to all the men out there, who've just had there hearts broken. A great bloody parady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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