Would you mind holding a moment?
I've another guy who's been waiting a while
He's been screaming at me all night
coz he thinks I gave him crabs, but that's just vile

Every little fling I have is business
Every fling I have don't turn me on
It's money in the bank, it's just like christmas
Every single day's another gone

Do I have to tell the story
of the man who thought I was another man?
It's a weird enough endeavor
not as weird as the sex customs in Japan

I'm not just another Linda Lovelace
I'm not just another fly by night
Don't refer to me as "um whatsherface?"
'Cause I'm more than just your sweet delight

Why must I keep telling you, I'm not a dirty chick
it's business as per usual, it's not some clever trick
I live a tax-free living, work the hours that i choose
Doing something I love doing, tell me what am I to lose?

Every little fling I have is business
Every fling I have don't turn me on
It's money in the bank, it's just like christmas
Every single day's another gone

(Every little fling, every little fling,
every little fling I have is business, business, business)