-> "Bell Tone Hearing Aid"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Raspberry Beret"
 (MP3)  
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Bell Tone Hearing Aid"
				Parody Written by: 
L.A. Miller
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Grandpa Prince
1 2 1 2 3
Huh?
I was working part time in a five-and-dime
My boss was Mr. McGee
I told him several times that he'd lost his mind
'cause he just couldn't hear me
Seems like I was busy yelling something or perhaps nothing
No different than the day before
That's when I saw her, Hey, I said I SAW HER
She walked in through the out door, out door
She wore a
Bell Tone Hearing Aid
The kind U find in a Walgreen's store
Bell Tone Hearing Aid
'Cuz she was so old she couldn't hear no more
Bell Tone Hearing Aid
Can't you speak lo-uh-uh-der?
Built like they were
She had 2 ask
If I could check and see
what might be wrong
So, look here
I put new batteries in the backs
And-a-she went on listening
To me down at old man Johnson's farm
I said now, old ladies never turned me on
But something about the clouds and her mixed
She-e-e wasn't 2 bright
But I could hear when she kissed me
A shrill whistle from her ear
She wore a
Bell Tone Hearing Aid
The kind U find in a Walgreen's store
Bell Tone Hearing Aid
'Cuz she was so old she couldn't hear no more
Bell Tone Hearing Aid
Can't you speak lo-uh-uh-der?
The rain sounds so cool when it hits the barn roof
And the horses wonder who U are
If you close your eyes you don't have to see
That she ain't a movie star
Listen
Put them in your ears so you can hear me
But it was no good
and I got the chance 2 say it all again
She nearly had a stroke
'Cause she listened very close
With both those aides cranked up to ten
(Bell Tone Hearing Aid)
The kind U find (The kind U find)
The kind U find (In a Walgreen's store)
Oh no no
(Bell Tone Hearing Aid)
(She was so old)
Where have all the Bell Tone women gone? (She couldn't hear no more)
WHAT? (Bell Tone Hearing Aid)
I think I... I think I... I think I love her
(Bell Tone Hearing Aid)
No No No
No No No (The kind U find)
(In a Walgreen's store)
(Bell Tone hearing Aid)
Tell me
Where have all the Bell Tone women gone? (And she was so old she)
(Couldn't hear no more)
(Bell Tone hearing Aid)
I think I love...
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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