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The Artist When He Was Known As Prince, The Artist Formerly Known As The Idiot Known As PrinceI was sad for numerous reasons when Prince died, but one reason that vied for outranking them all was an opportunity that I supposed he missed. That opportunity was to make one of the most classic headlines in news history. He could have done that by giving a concert in Skopje. The headline would have had to be set in a small font to leave any room on a newspaper for an article below it. But imagine the MONUMENTAL headline: The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Sings To Sellout Crowds In The Republic Formerly Known As The Former Yugoslav Republic Of Macedonia Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
| Yo Momma so stupid she took an umberella to see Purple Rain. Submitted by: chrysanthemum
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Also known as: Roger Nelson. Submitted by: jojo
Also known as: Prince Rogers Nelson. Submitted by: Jaz
Known informally as: His Royal Badness. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: His Purple Majesty. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Purple Rain; Under The Cherry Moon" | His Purpleness did a good job playing basically himself once--but not twice. - Agrimorfee |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"My Name Is Prince" | self explanatory - pickle |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
The Artist Formerly Known As Prince | Was a real example from 1994-99 | Gene |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Slurple Rain" | "Purple Rain" | The Boy |
"Risk" | "Kiss" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
"Hiss" | "Kiss" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
"Bliss" | "Kiss" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
"Joy In Recitation" | "Joy In Repetition" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
There are additional Prince new song names available. |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Batdance," | Real bats do not dance. | Odie Garfield |
"Raspberry Beret," | Unless it is a very large raspberry... | Chewma Pantzov |
"Erotic City," | There is no city with this name. | Yvette Bristle |
"When Doves Cry," | Doves don't really cry, per se. | Karen Smith |
"Another Lonely Christmas," | Christmas has no emotions, including loneliness. | Erika Clarkson |
There are additional Prince literally impossible song titles available. |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"What A Girl Wants," Christina Aguilera | "Diamonds And Pearls," Prince | |
"Lie Lie Lie," Joshua Bassett | "Joy In Repetition," Prince | |
"Breakdown," Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers | "Let's Go Crazy," Prince | |
"Do It Again," Steely Dan | "Joy In Repetition," Prince | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Purple Rain" | "Perp'll Reign" | Phil Alexander |
"Raspberry Beret" | "Last Wedding Boquet" | Lionel Mertens |
"Little Red Corvette" | "Gimme' Your Stingray Vet" | Gregory Blake |
"Purple Rain" | "Blocked Up Drain" | The Parody Author |
"Purple Rain" | "Yellow Rain" | The Parody Author |
"The Most Beautiful Girl In The World" | "The Most Beautiful Cat In The World" | The Parody Author |
"Little Red Corvette" | "Intercourse With You" | Immoral Liberal |
"Lets Go Crazy" | "Lets Go Brandon" | WhoAnon |
"I Would Die 4 U" | "Apple Jacks'll Do" | Za Tawsch |
"Sign o' the Times" | "Time for a Sign" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
There are additional Prince song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Purple Rain | Purple Umbrellas | prince-ss |
Darling Nikki | Condoms | LuvULongTime |
Sometimes It Snows In April | WD40/ De-icer | Max |
Kiss | Hershey's Kisses | carla bisagni |
When Doves Cry | Veterinarian | Garrison |
There are additional Prince commercials that haven't been done yet available. |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Sign 'O' The Times | Fox News | Michael Flynn |
Why You Wanna Treat Me So Bad? | Women's Refuge | Shane |
Gett Off | Brothel | The Invisible Man |
I Would Die 4 U | City Morgue | Max |
Housequake | Property Underpinning Services | Max |
There are additional Prince on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
All She Wants Is Duran Duran | Diamonds and Pearls Prince | All She Wants Is Diamonds and Pearls Somebody's got expensive taste! | Jacynthia Maries |
Lady In Red Chris DeBurgh | Little Red Corvette Prince | Lady In A Little Red Corvette | David |
If You Could Read My Mind Gordon Lightfoot | Dirty Mind Prince | If You Could Read My Dirty Mind You'd probably slap my face. | Opie M. |
And She Was Talking Heads | The Most Beautiful Girl In The World Prince | And She Was The Most Beautiful Girl In The World | Max |
There are additional Prince duets that haven't been done yet available. |
There are additional Prince Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"I Wish U Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics: Doubts of our condition
Original Lyrics: Doubts of our conviction
| "New Power Generation"
Misheard Lyrics: Lay down your fucking weapon
Original Lyrics: Lay down your funky weapon
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"Partyman"
Misheard Lyrics: Lawless
Original Lyrics: Lawrence
| "Let's Go Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics: That's okay
Original Lyrics: Let's go crazy
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"1999"
Misheard Lyrics: So tonight, I’m gonna party like it’s 1919
or So tonight, I'm gonna party like it’s 1939 Original Lyrics: So tonight, I’m gonna party like it’s 1999
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Riley Roth I thought he was talking about time traveling to the same year The Treaty Of Versailles was signed or the same year World War 2 started. |
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"Pop Life"
The Funny Lyrics: What you puttin' in your nose, is that where all your money goes?
Why They're Funny: I've never been a Prince fan (can't stand him) but this line in this song has always made me laugh. The fact that the sound of his voice is electronically altered just makes it even funnier. Cocaine reference obviously. But seriously don't do drugs people!
Submitted by: Edward
| "Little Red Corvette"
The Funny Lyrics: Guess I should have known by the way you parked your car sideways
that it wouldn't last. Why They're Funny: Here, Prince is talking figuratively about a love that didn't last. However, if you think about it literally, and you see someone park sideways....Hmm I think this is the right one for me would not be my first thought.
Submitted by: Jim Raveling
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"Joy In Repetition"
The Repetitive Lyrics: holding someone is truly believing there's joy in repetition.
There's joy in repetition. There's joy in repetition. There's joy in repetition. There's joy in repetition. She said love me, love me, what she say? she say love me, love me. Joy, why don't u love me baby, joy, why can't u love me baby joy, come on and love me baby, joy in repetition Alright, joy in repetition, Alright, joy in repetition, Alright, joy in repetition, Alright, joy, all my wishes add up to one Love me, joy, Love me, joy, Love me, joy Love me, Love me, joy, joy, joy in repetition joy, joy in repetition, joy, joy (love me) in repetition, Love me, love, joy, joy, joy in repetition joy, and I'm gonna say it again, joy, joy, and I'm gonna say it again, joy, I'd like 2 go way up high and say, Love me, joy I'll say Love me, joy Joy, joy in repetition, joy in repetition There's joy in repetition Why They're Repetitive: There may be joy in repitition, but I think you'll find that theres only so much joy and/or repitition that anyone can handle... there is no need for this much. It's repetitive because it's repeated ALOT
Submitted by: Dave
| "Purple Rain"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Purple rain, purple rain
Why They're Repetitive: That's 99% of the chorus right there!
Submitted by: holly
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"Let's Go Crazy"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: It's an electric word, life
It means forever, and that's a mighty long time But I'm here to tell you, There's something else: the afterworld Why They're Nonsensical: If life is forever, then when do you get to the afterworld?
Submitted by: Nickster
| "1999"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I got a lion in my pocket, and baby, he's ready to roar!
Why They're Nonsensical: One cannot carry a lion in his or her pocket, because a lion (even a cub) is too big to fit in one's pocket.
Submitted by: Michael S.
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"When Doves Cry"
The Insulting Lyrics: Don't make me chase you
even doves have pride Why They're Insulting: If you had any pride at all you wouldn't chase after someone who's, obviously, not interested.
Submitted by: Celeste
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"If I Was Your Girlfriend"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: If I was your girlfriend Would U remember 2 tell me all the things U forgot When I was your man?
Why They're Inappropriate: Is it me or is prince trying to tell us he wants a sex change for one of 2 reasons A: he wishes to be a lesbian wit this girl or B:he likes to go shopping and play dollies with real people hence the lyrics ' Would U let me dress ui mean, help U pick out your clothes '
Submitted by: drama_queen
| "My name is Prince"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: 'My name is Prince, and I am funky'
Why They're Inappropriate: Uh, I'll decide whether you're funky or not...
Submitted by: Claire
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"1999"
The Dated Lyrics: 'Cause they say
2000, zero-zero, party over, oops, out of time So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999 Why They're Dated: Both the years 1999 and 2000 have been over for a long time.
Submitted by: Tarzan
| "Kiss"
The Dated Lyrics: You don't have to watch Dynasty
To have an attitude Why They're Dated: Dynasty is no longer on regular tv
Submitted by: karen
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"Scarlet Pussy"
The Dirty Lyrics: She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat,
She can make you sad when you're as happy as can be. She can make you shoot your ego all over your sheets, All is hers in love and war, my little Scarlet Pussy. Why They're Dirty: "Shooting your ego all over your sheets" may refer to having a wet dream, plus the name "Scarlet Pussy"... well, that doesn't much bear thinking about. The rest of the lyrics are fairly self-explanatory.
Submitted by: A Stranger
| "Darling Nikki"
The Dirty Lyrics: She had so many devices. Everything that money could buy
Why They're Dirty: What devices-
Submitted by: rhys
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"Cindy C."
The Lyrics: This song's about a high class model
Over in Paris, France (Oh Cindy C.) Who They Mention: Cindy Crawford
Submitted by: Tarzan
| "Cindy C."
The Lyrics: This song's about a high class model
Over in Paris, France (Oh, Cindy C.) Who They Mention: Cindy Crawford
Submitted by: Tarzan
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"Little Red Corvette"
The Lyrics: Little Red Corvette
Product Brand Name: Chevrolet Corvette
Submitted by: Cody Finke
| "Cindy C."
The Lyrics: I'll give you seven sips of
Elderberry wine (one, two, three, four, five, six, seven) Product Brand Name: Elderberry wine
Submitted by: Tarzan
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"Little Red Corvette"
The Song Lyrics: I'm gonna try to tame your little red love machine
Song They Mention: "Love Machine", first sung by The Miracles and then later covered by Wham!
Submitted by: Isac
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"Alphabet St."
Opening Lines: No! I'm going down 2 Alphabet Street.
Comments: The "St" in the title stands for "street".
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Baby"
Opening Lines: Baby, what are we gonna do?
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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"Batdance"
The Made Up Words: batdance
Comments: This song has bits of sound from the 1989 film "Batman."
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
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"7"
The Lyrics: Today all seven will die.
Why: Today all Devon will sigh.
Submitted by: Lucinda Blair
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"Kiss"
The Lyrics: U don't have 2 watch Dynasty
2 have an attitude Why: Dynasty
Submitted by: Votum
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