-> "When Kim Dies"
Original Song Title:
"When Doves Cry"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"When Kim Dies"
The Lyrics
Shoot the evil dictator
Kim Jong-un is purely communist
“A war would be bloody,” they told me
Tension is rising
Can you picture this?
Think of the nukes exploding
Apocalypse spells certain doom
All the planes strike unguarded places
Kim lives on fat
The fat that’s on him, not you
“Kim Jong-un rocks!” they start ranting
We watch the chaos unfold (unfold)
Maybe we’re misunderstanding
Maybe we’re sad about Otto; got trolled
Maybe Kim’s just like his father
Made lots of people die (made lots of people die)
Burn Camp 14, bomb the others
This is what it sounds like
When Kim dies
Reduce the land to rubbish
Destroy them from the inside
They’ve got nukes but we have better stuff
We all will chase them
Chase until they die
No person will be left standing
Why can’t they do what they’re told? (What they’re told?)
Bombers have to make crash landings
Only one thing is growing; the death toll
Maybe I’m sad for my brother
Hours ago he died (Hours ago he died)
Why do we scream for our mothers
This is what we’ll all say
When Kim dies
All the armies are disbanding
People are losing their control (Losing their control)
They know our armies our planning (They know, they know, they all know too well)
To kill Kim with some poison; lethal (Ya know it’s lethal)
It was one after another (It was one after another)
Shot down; they all had died (Shot down; they all had died alone)
Kim Jong-un screams as he’s smothered (Let’s hear him scream, guys)
That is what we all heard
When Kim died
When Kim died (Kim died, Kim died)
When Kim died (Kim died, Kim died)
He died (he died)
When Kim died
When Kim died
When Kim died
When Kim died (Kim died, Kim died, Kim died)
He died
Ladies, he died
He died
He died
He he died
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