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Song Parodies -> "Apple Jacks'll Do"
Original Song Title:
"I Would Die 4 U"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Prince
Parody Song Title:
"Apple Jacks'll Do"
Parody Written by:
Za Tawsch
The Lyrics
A tip of the cap to my favorite cereal from my younger days...
I can’t eat Pop Tarts
Not Raisin Bran
I want something
That’s sweet and green and tan
I never eat fruit
I don’t know why
I love fake apples
With that cinnamon-y spice
‘Cuz woo
Apple Jacks’ll do, yeah
Lovin’ every spoonful – woo!
Apple Jacks’ll do
It’s not like Froot Loops
It’s not like Trix
Better than Chex and you’ll
Never need to mix
No eggs to scramble
No hash to fry
I’m your consumer and you’re
The sugar high
‘Cuz woo
Apple Jacks’ll do, yeah
Lovin’ every spoonful – woo!
Apple Jacks’ll do
You’re just a product, I am sold
Better soaked in milk that’s cold
Best breakfast I ever had
All that sugar can’t be bad
You're the manna, sent from above
Put this wide grin on my mug
One bowl is all I need
Or just two or maybe three
Yeah
Apple Jacks’ll do
Yeah, I’m lovin’ every spoonful – woo!
Apple Jacks’ll do
Yeah, pour it one more time
Say woo!
Apple Jacks’ll do
Yoo-hoo
Lovin’ every spoonful – woo!
Apple Jacks’ll do
Shoo we pour - woo!
Apple Jacks’ll do
Apple Jacks’ll do
Woo - Apple Jacks’ll do
Woo - Apple Jacks’ll do
Not Raisin Bran
I want something
That’s sweet and green and tan
I never eat fruit
I don’t know why
I love fake apples
With that cinnamon-y spice
‘Cuz woo
Apple Jacks’ll do, yeah
Lovin’ every spoonful – woo!
Apple Jacks’ll do
It’s not like Froot Loops
It’s not like Trix
Better than Chex and you’ll
Never need to mix
No eggs to scramble
No hash to fry
I’m your consumer and you’re
The sugar high
‘Cuz woo
Apple Jacks’ll do, yeah
Lovin’ every spoonful – woo!
Apple Jacks’ll do
You’re just a product, I am sold
Better soaked in milk that’s cold
Best breakfast I ever had
All that sugar can’t be bad
You're the manna, sent from above
Put this wide grin on my mug
One bowl is all I need
Or just two or maybe three
Yeah
Apple Jacks’ll do
Yeah, I’m lovin’ every spoonful – woo!
Apple Jacks’ll do
Yeah, pour it one more time
Say woo!
Apple Jacks’ll do
Yoo-hoo
Lovin’ every spoonful – woo!
Apple Jacks’ll do
Shoo we pour - woo!
Apple Jacks’ll do
Apple Jacks’ll do
Woo - Apple Jacks’ll do
Woo - Apple Jacks’ll do
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