-> "Last Wedding Boquet"
Original Song Title:
"Raspberry Beret"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Last Wedding Boquet"
The Lyrics
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One, two
One, two, three, uh
Yeah
I was lurking beside a new bride in white
Who tossed her flowers so sweet
The boquet flew up high, but only one maid had tried
Just a bit too eagerly
She was more than ready, jumping without really looking
She hadn't seen the man before
That's when he caught her, ooh, he caught her
She landed on his shoulders, shoulders
She scored her last wedding boquet
The time she'd wind on top a janitor
Last wedding boquet
With all her priors she'd never tried for more
Last wedding boquet
She made him want her
Guilty she was
She had a history
And her past could proove her many charms
So, sincere
She would sure make some man a great wife
Always been a bride's maid
Until she'd land in his arms
He said wow! Who is this dame? As for her he longed
Guess something with his style and her clicked
She wasn't that light
But he could tell by her moxie
She knew what made a guy tick
She scored her last wedding boquet
By jumping a guy on the dancing room floor
Her landing was great
On a janitor who was doing some chores
Grandstanding her take
She made him want her
She scored her last wedding boquet
The time she'd light on the janitor
Man quickly forgave
And though he was poor she loved his demeanor
He made her want her
She wore a
Raspberry beret
The kind you find in a second hand store
Raspberry beret
And if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more
Raspberry beret
I think I love her
Hooray went the room when they kissed like two fools
With great applause coming near and far
With the whole crowd it made quite the scene
It felt like a perfect start
As the band played and big smiles lit up faces
And he held her
The bride took their hands and wished them the best
She made quite the host
And made this very toast
May your love be time that sees no end, oh, oh yeah
Last wedding boquet
She'd finally find what she'd been looking for
( she'd finally find)
Last wedding boquet
Now he was hers she wouldn't care to score
Last wedding boquet
She made she, she made she, she made him want her
Last wedding boquet
(Oh, oh, oh)
A bride denied but not any longer
( oh, oh, oh)
Last wedding boquet
( Memories she has from that last wedding are still fond)
She never gets bored of telling how she scored
Last wedding boquet
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