I just can't believe all the things his guests say - Jerry Springer
Am I lesbian? Are you really gay? -- Jerry Springer
Do the guests really fight? Do they know they're a sight? -- Jerry Springer
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I can't understand curiosity like this-- Jerry Springer
Who's the child's father? Were you sleeping with my little sis? -- Jerry Springer
Does it suggest? That there was incest? -- Jerry Springer
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Do the guests really fight? Do they know they're a sight?
His guests they always charge, but they do not bite
(I said) The show is a game, the plots are the same...don't ya wanna watch?
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There's Jerry, he's standing aside, watching people fight
The white trash come, they will be on TV just as they are live
Give us this show on daytime TV and forgive us if we watch it
As we realize it is a guilty pleasure
Domestic disputes should be kept in the privacy of our own home
Not on television where people can see the gory details for shock value
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Love Him, Love Him baby
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Listen
His guests are so crude, Don't want to see them nude
I wish it was in black and white, I wish there were some rules

His guests are so crude, Don't want to see them nude
I wish it was in black and white, I wish there were some rules

His guests are so crude, Don't want to see them nude
I wish it was in black and white, I wish there were some rules

His guests are so crude, Don't want to see them nude
I wish it was in black and white, I wish there were some rules

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Do the guests really fight? Do they know they're a sight? Let me tell ya...
His guests they always charge, but they do not bite
(I said) The show is a game, the plots are the same...don't ya wanna watch?
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