-> "When Eggs Fry"
Original Song Title:
"When Doves Cry"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"When Eggs Fry"
The Lyrics
Crack if you will the eggs
Of chickens from a nearby farm
Sunny-side up or scrambled
Benedict
Or just plain fried?
Dream if you can a breakfast
Complete with orange juice
Muffins and toast and hasbrowns
Can you feel the heat
From the fresh pancakes
Try to depict an image
Of a meal that is fit for a king (a king)
Maybe you're not very hungry
Maybe your breakfast ain't a thing
Maybe you'd just like some bacon
That always satisfies (that always satisfies)
Smell the freshly perked coffee
And this is what it sounds like
When eggs fry
Breakfast is good for your stomach
Feel how it trembles inside
You've got raptures of waffles
I'm gonna cook food
You shold eat some
Try to depict an image
Of a meal that is fit for a king (a king)
Maybe you're not very hungry
Maybe your breakfast ain't a thing
Maybe you'd just like some bacon
That always satisfies (that always satisfies)
Smell the freshly perked coffee
And this is what it sounds like
When eggs fry
Try to depict an image
Of a meal that is fit for a king (a meal for a king)
Maybe you're not very hungry (maybe you ain't hungry)
Maybe your breakfast ain't a thing (you don't eat a thing)
Maybe you'd just like some bacon (Maybe you're hungry for bacon)
That always satisfies (that always, always satisfies)
Smell the freshly perked coffee (Freshly perked joe)
And this is what it sounds like
When eggs fry
When eggs fry (eggs fry, eggs fry)
When eggs fry (eggs fry, eggs fry)
Bacon fries (Bacon fries)
When eggs fry
When eggs fry
When eggs fry
When eggs fry (eggs fry, eggs fry, eggs fry)
Eggs fry
Baby, eggs fry
Eggs fry
Eggs fry
Eggs really fry
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