I guess I always knew
When you wrote My Bologna
That Another One Rode The Bus

Your skills are like a surgeon
And you smell just like Nirvana
Coolio sure will fuss

You do like Rocky Road
Which is one of the many good foods
You cover in your songs

In an Amish Paradise
You gave the people advice
Including Eat It with Lasagna
And Yoda I said

Weird Al Yankovic
Master of parodies
Weird Al Yankovic
His compositions are never cheese

Well I took your advice
And I dared to be stupid
After I lost on Jeopardy

I felt a little strange
When I heard you were playing
An accordion for us to all see

Believe it or not
I thought it was real cool
Hearing you play polkas for me

You writes parodie so well
So I just said what the hell
And I enjoyed your creative energy
Oh, yeah!

Weird Al Yankovic
Master of parodies
Weird Al Yankovic
His compositions are never cheese

Parodies like yours (parodies like yours)
Are hard to compose (hard to compose)
These creations are a sign of genius
(These creations are a sign of genius)

Move over, Alfred (Move over, Alfred)
Give me the songs (Give me the songs)
I'm gonna try to outdo the parody genius
(I'm gonna try to outdo the parody genius)

Weird Al Yankovic
Master of parodies
Weird Al Yankovic
His compositions are never cheese

Go get an egg and beat it
Go get an egg and beat it (egg and beat it)
Weird Al Yankovic
And when you do you are gonna make
A new funny classic parody

(Weird Al Yankovic)
Classic parody (Go get an egg and beat it)
Write a classic parody (Weird Al Yankovic)
Get an egg and beat it (beat it)
You need to write a classic parody.

Al, you have talent that I admire
And the songs
I say the songs are so good
You must be a genius

Weird Al you're much too good
You write a song, You write a parody
That's a classic
(Weird Al Yankovic)
You got to write one (You got to write one)
Weird Al Yankovic

Cuz if you don't, cuz if you don't
You gonna have to get an egg and just beat it (And just beat it)
And just beat it (And just beat it)
And just beat it (And just beat it)