We're Wearing Crampons"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You / We Are The Champions"

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Original Performer:

"We Will Rock Climb / We're Wearing Crampons"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

We Will Rock Climb

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Falling off a wall
Gonna climb a big cliff someday
You are in the wrong place
You big disgrace
Slipping and falling down flat on your face
Singin'

We will we will rock climb
We will we will rock climb

Buddy you're a young man fit man
Climbing up that wall
Gonna take on K2 some day
You're up in a high place
Ain't no disgrace
Scaling and climbing oh, any rock face

Singin'
We will we will rock climb
Wing it
We will we will rock climb

Buddy you're an old man poor man
Chicken-licken thighs
You been taking your ease all day
You in sofa-like place
Big disgrace
Never be seen upon any rock face

We will we will rock climb
Wing it
We will we will rock climb
Dodge that body
We will we will rock climb
We will we will rock climb
Aaargh...

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We're Wearing Crampons

I've slipped in shoes
Time after time
I've come a cropper
When slipping on slime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of falls
Off a rock face
But I've come through

And I mean to go up and up and up and up

We're wearing crampons, my friend
And we'll keep on climbing
Till the end
We're wearing crampons
We're wearing crampons
No time for trainers
'Cause we're wearing crampons
Toes uncurled...

I've taken my ropes
And my piolets
I brought my draws and 'biners
And everything that goes with it
All I could get
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure climb
If it isn't a challenge, or a
Rock-climbing race
It ain't worth the time

And I mean to go up and up and up and up

We're wearing crampons, my friend
And we'll keep on climbing
Till the end
We're wearing crampons
We're wearing crampons
No time for trainers
'Cause we're wearing crampons
Toes uncurled...

We're wearing crampons, my friend
And we'll keep on climbing
Till the end
We're wearing crampons
We're wearing crampons
No time for trainers
'Cause we're wearing crampons

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Joe - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment

By the way, this was prety good, although I haven't figured out what to vote yet

Spaff.com - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Dodge that body. Ha! I've long wanted to parody this set, but found Claude's "We Will Shop Soon/We Outta Tampons" too intimidating. Now I'm TWICE as intimidated. Thanks a lot. :)

AussieBullDog - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Amazing job Phil - fives, mate.

Leah Lockhart - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Oh, darnit, I was gonna do "We will bleed through/bring me a tampon...my friend..." This was good, and less likely to make the boys queasy!

John Jenkins - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Excellent, Phil. It sounds like you know what you are writing about. Are you a rock climber?

Johnny D - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Oh this is TOO funny !!! Great job, Phil ! My wife and I are both non-technical climbers, so we can really relate! 555

Rick D - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Don't crampons usually accompany the tampons from the other parody?

Tom - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment

I know it was 70s but it was a good parody anyway; all fives. :)

Diva - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Delightful!

Phil Alexander - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Happy new year, everyone... didn't really get a chance to come back here any earlier. Thanks for the comments -
Spaff - I know what you mean about Claude's... it is kind of a high yardstick to measure up against
Leah - do have a look at Claude's take on the same songs: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/queen73.shtml
JJ - no, I'm not a rock climber: I went to an outdoor sports website and looked through their "essential climbing" page

b - November 12, 2006 - Report this comment

can i record your song and put it on you tube? bj_cool2@yahoo.com.au thanx

x - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment

No you can't. He wrote the parody, so it wouldn't be fair for you to do that. Btw, TOS is one of my favourites of the 70s; it was a good parody.

Phil Alexander - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Yes, he can: I wrote the parody and I've just emailed the above address to say it's OK. And I'm kind of pleased he (or she) asked first: it's only polite :-)

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