-> "Forever and Ever, A Man"
Original Song Title:
"Forever and Ever, Amen"
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Parody Song Title:
"Forever and Ever, A Man"
The Lyrics
You're not lookin' at metrosexual
I'm not into wearin' jewelry
There's hair on my chest,
And where I like it best
No pack on my fanny, or male purse, no siree
It's beer from cans, that I'm drinkin'
I still like to swear and get high
I don't wear a thong,
Just brief, tho' it's wrong
You'll see boots and jeans, when I go walkin' by..Oh baby
I will be macho forever, Forever And Ever...A Man
You'll know I'm a guy, and won't need to wonder whether
My tan's from the sunshine, never get brown from a can
I am not into fads or male fashion
And there's no plans for changing the plan
Gonna' be macho, forever & ever, Forever & Ever, A Man
Although you may find tatoos on my body
I don't have a skin piercing display
I sure ain't gonna' care, about this gray in my hair
And if it all falls out, won't wear a tack down toupee
These teeth are white, and not paved with gold inlay
The gold that I own is in this ring
Picked the right girl for me, not high society
And my masculine heart holds the love that I bring....oh baby
I'm stayin this way forever, Forever & Ever, A Man
You'll know I'm a guy, and won't need to wonder whether
My tan's from the sunshine, not painted brown from a can
Don't follow new fads or male fashion
And there's no plans for changing this plan
I will be macho, forever & ever, Forever & Ever, A Man
You should know by now where I stand
I'll still be macho, forever & ever, forever & ever,
Forever & ever, Forever & Ever, A Man....
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