On one hand's where I find my love,
I'm a lonely man..
My right hand pleases me
All night long..
You might say we're engaged
Named it Mary Ann..
Love with your hand, today
The doctors say, ain't wrong

But, on the other hand,
Last night I cheated and,
If Mary Ann finds out,
She will not understand..
This right hand trusted me
To be a faithful man..
But, last night I sinned and had sex
On the other hand..

My left fingers, had warm passion,
I coulld not resist..
Cuticles, so ivory smooth
Made my heart skip..
I touched the tender palm,
Brushing it a kiss..
And temptation
Was too strong,
I lost my grip..

Yes, on the other hand.
I have cheated and
If my right hand finds out,
She will not understand..
I sure don't want to lose
Sweet darlin' Mary Ann..
What a fool I was to have sex
On the other hand..

Should a' not got drunk and had sex
On the other hand...