-> "Gimme a Lipsticked Pit Bull"
Original Song Title:
"Simply Irresistible"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Gimme a Lipsticked Pit Bull"
The Lyrics
Viscous, glycerin's miscible,
So slick it on--be liberal
(Not political principle!).
That missus' lips look kissable.
She's a craze some endorse;
Other's weep with remorse.
As she runs through the gorse. . .
Seeks a hooved beast--not horse.
She looks mighty good to me;
She's what I pine fer.
Gimme a lipsticked pit bull,
Gimme a lipsticked pit bull.
Her mandibles are powerful
To rip into a liberal.
Her pouting painted lips are full;
That woman's not unwinkable.
For her, biblical law--
To Darwin, she says, "Pshaw!"
The pursed lips on her maw's
My quirt's upsurging cause.
She looks mighty good to me;
She's what I pine fer.
Gimme a lipsticked pit bull,
Gimme a lipsticked pit bull.
Gimme a lipsticked pit bull;
She's canine. . .like to have her for my doggie pet.
Gimme a lipsticked pit bull.
I'm porcine. . .with her I'd like to wallow.
Not bun-avoidable;
that mop's stacked mighty tall;
It's real appealing and reaches the second floor.
I ache to paw that miss;
She aches to make God law.
She looks mighty good to me;
She's what I pine fer.
Gimme a lipsticked pit bull;
She's canine. . .I'd sure like to be her doggie vet.
Gimme a lipsticked pit bull;
I'd "O"pine, then I'd like her to swallow.
Her tresses are so beautiful,
And of moose she is shooterful.
She ain't too metaphysical,
And mostly she is quizzical.
She's a babe who'd enforce
What her partner'd endorse.
I'd like to set a course
And ride her like a horse
Or better, à la doggie.
She's what I pine fer.
Gimme a lipsticked pit bull,
Gimme a lipsticked pit bull.
Gimme a lipsticked pit bull;
She's canine. . .like to have her for my doggie pet.
Gimme a lipsticked pit bull.
I'm porcine. . .with her I'd like to wallow.
Gimme a lipsticked pit bull;
She's canine. . .get my donggie catheter set.
Gimme a lipsticked pit bull;
I'd "O"pine, deep up inside her hollow.
Gimme a dipsticked pit bull!
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