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Song Parodies -> "Crony Shuffle"
Original Song Title:
"Harlem Shuffle"
Original Performer:
Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Crony Shuffle"
Parody Written by:
Adagio
The Lyrics
You mosey to the left
And - you wobble like an elf.
You mosey to the right
Yeah - til it looks just right.
Now move it like a sloth
With a whole lot of slow
Don't groove it too fast
Must let it coast.
You scrunch - all kind of funky
And you're blue - so cool.
You sliide it all akimbo
Yeah - how far can you go?
Now charm us baby
Crone doll you ain't no sow.
Must move your mites here
To the haircut special.
Yeah, yeah, yeah to the haircut special
Yeah, yeah, yeah to the haircut special.
Scritch scritch so ably
"Across the floor"
Crawl into your drawer
Now come on maybe
Now get into that hide
Just glide, glide, glide
Brittle crony, glide!
Yeah, yeah, yeah do the crony shuffle
Yeah, yeah, yeah do the crony shuffle
Do the funky whine
Yeah yeah yeah break a frail feather baby
Yeah yeah yeah break a frail feather baby
Yeah, yeah, yeah do the crony shuffle
Yeah, yeah, yeah do the crony shuffle
Yeah like your otter showed you how
Yeah, yeah, yeah do the crony shuffle
Yeah, yeah, yeah do the crony shuffle
And - you wobble like an elf.
You mosey to the right
Yeah - til it looks just right.
Now move it like a sloth
With a whole lot of slow
Don't groove it too fast
Must let it coast.
You scrunch - all kind of funky
And you're blue - so cool.
You sliide it all akimbo
Yeah - how far can you go?
Now charm us baby
Crone doll you ain't no sow.
Must move your mites here
To the haircut special.
Yeah, yeah, yeah to the haircut special
Yeah, yeah, yeah to the haircut special.
Scritch scritch so ably
"Across the floor"
Crawl into your drawer
Now come on maybe
Now get into that hide
Just glide, glide, glide
Brittle crony, glide!
Yeah, yeah, yeah do the crony shuffle
Yeah, yeah, yeah do the crony shuffle
Do the funky whine
Yeah yeah yeah break a frail feather baby
Yeah yeah yeah break a frail feather baby
Yeah, yeah, yeah do the crony shuffle
Yeah, yeah, yeah do the crony shuffle
Yeah like your otter showed you how
Yeah, yeah, yeah do the crony shuffle
Yeah, yeah, yeah do the crony shuffle
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This was fun to read .
:D
Reminds me of one of those hip line dances.
Wild Man, I looked up the history of this song. It did start out as a line dance....a dirty, sensual line dance. And I thought the Stones originated it! :D
The Harlem Shuffle was a popular dance in the late 60's in the New York area.
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